Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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marissaa 0
I told my friend this , she started bursting in laughter . I would of done the same if I wasn't drinking a sports drink . By the time they reach 11 they are going to be having some extremely sexual words in there vocabulary .
sugarcakebomb 0
wow FYL AND YDI honestly. What kind of horrible parenting are you and your spouse doing? get involved in their lives, see what they're watching on tv etc. They had to get this from somewhere and I'm totally looking at you people. You should be ashamed of something like this, and not be posting it online.
kinnelonfire75 0
they had to have heard that from you...
HELLOASHLEYLYNN 0
I remember the first time I said "shutup" to my mum. My brother said it, so I repeated it to my mum one day. I got soap in my mouth. LOTS of soap cuz I kept saying it. Im 18 and still remember it like yesterday. Try that, I didn't say ANYTHING for a while. :) I woulda been spanked severely for saying anything beyond shutup at that age....
i_like_big_butts 0
they are growing into beautiful children, well done raising them! (:
775iphonefix 0
Funniest shot of life. :)
fotc77 0
That is messed up 7 and 8 year olds saying that even if they knew those words why would they say them openly
Maze600 0
beat em down. Im 15 and i could never EVER say anything like that to my parents without getting the ass kicking of a life time :P
zeldar 0
Holy hell, wow.
lifsukssumtimes 0
HOLY CRAP.