Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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_DumbAZz_ 0
You're children sound oh so very sweet.
marykate22 0
they need some dicspline
Paigeth 0
Kids say the darndest things, don't they?
wetheChristine 0
lmao. I remember the first time I called my brother a butt-head. I got sent to my room for the night, I was 7. you suck at parenting.
fmlbaby_fml 0
YDI for being a sucky parent and allowing that type of language in your household.
FreedomFirst 0
I think you should start paying more attention to how you and their father talk to each other.
nescient 0
FFS are you ppl morons? Yes i can see her nick is "bad mom" but ever thought that she feels guilty about the fact her children now use this type of language? If she was a bad parent and encouraged this sort of behaviour from her children I don't think she would be posting it on here - because the sort of parent that uses that sort of language around their children doesn't care if the children use it too. I'm 22 and i swear like a sailor - around my friends. I don't swear around my father or ppl older than me in my family. And i rarely swear around ppl who are older than me in public. I'm actually a teacher and the way kids talk in school these days actually makes me sick sometimes. Don't blame it on the parenting.
texas_dub 0
i think thats funny as hell. i dont think its bad parenting i think kids say things that they really dont know what they mean. and # 14 great spelling
BabaBlackShirt 0
Kids say the darnest things....
notapplicable123 0
WTH What kind of parent are you? Either; 1. You curse around the house/have someone in the house cursing 2. Let them watch inappropriate shows/didn't monitor their television or internet access or 3. You don't know what goes on at their school. Next time they curse, give 'em a whoopin! It's legal to punish your kids, but not beat them. If I said that[even at my age] near my parents, they'd slap me and take away all of my privileges.