Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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inbar123 0
haha
Lythiaren 8
I completely agree with you. You're a horrible mother. Had you done your job and taught your crotchdroppings a little respect, they wouldn't be running their filthy little mouths at home. Shoving the blame on everyone but the parents is the worst idea society has ever come up with. Take some goddamn responsibility and teach your brats how to behave. Explaining it to them helps but nothing gets the point across like tobasco to the tongue or some other equally-undesirable punishment. It's time to go cut a ******* switch.
HorrorByrd 0
You can't blame the parents for something like that. Sure, they need to be disiplined for saying that, and they probably were. But no matter how good a parent you are, you can't sheild them from the real world.
life_sux1234 0
and did you try to stop them atleast or being a bad parent, you joined in? I know kids learn stuff from school but 7 and 8 is too young to learn all that.
ohbonjour 0
IT'S probably your daughter and sons friends that are influencing them, 95% of the bad stuff I learned from TV and friends
Hermyoni 0
I hope you grabbed both your kids sat them down and told them that type of language isn't allowed. Then after washing there mouths out with soap grounded them. Instead of just halfheartedly saying that was wrong and coming on here to complain.
gregthestrange 3
you are a bad mom if you're not seeing the kids they're hanging out with. that's on you, but it's also on their friend's parents too
bugsuck09 0
maybe you aren't teaching your children the right lessons (manners respect) and teaching them the wrong ones (cursing)
scateice 0
#31-agreed, I'm also 11 and that's exactly how my school is, cussing all the time, including me :D awesome kids
saint101 0
thats why all the good parents send their kids to private school