Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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jon10388 0
you have the greatest children ever. i want two just like them.
Chibes 0
You Deserve it. At that age you are the one who should be controlling what your kids are watching or doing at home or on the internet. I hope you punished them for that. Its either schooling in which case you should get on to the school for that or you have to look at the mirror.
SeventhFonons 0
Lolololol I learned nearly everything I know from the internet and my friend, are they online and around a lot of friends quite frequently? My parents were never comfortable with telling me ANYTHING at all about the world nowadays, and they STILL feel uncomfortable about telling me. I'm sixteen and my mom didn't think I knew what sex sounded like. I didn't even know what masturbation was until I was thirteen. Sometimes, though, not knowing things can be... bliss... Your poor kids. I think that right now you should be talking to them about their language... but I still lol'd THE INTERNET RUINS INNOCENCE I SHOULD KNOW
crazybastard309 0
Cussers these days are getting younger and younger i swear
xoxo9171 0
what has the world come to?
gr33ggg 0
HEY EVERYONE, You cant automatically assume that this parents is a bad one. Kids are learning this crap in school, and the ages gets lower each year.
emmexox 0
children tend to copy what their parents say..
I_Have_Issues 0
Oh, yeah, that's pretty bad. Those kids are going to be quite the adults one day. Good luck with them. Or, you can teach them NOT to say those things even though mommy and daddy do. F-Their-Lives. Good luck to them.
Schooler90 0
YDI if you let them get away with that.
fmlislove 0
LMFAO LMFAO what do you teach your kids ? :P