Either the kid is hung like a horse for a first-grader, or you are mighty unfortunate.

at least she didn't say that you looked like YOUR little brother.

She probably meant because you didn’t have any visible pubic hair

Stick with trimming. That hair growing back in will get itchy. A little manscaping can go a long way without making you look pre-pubescent. =)

Just because you look similar, doesn't mean you can go full Winnie the Pooh like he does.

I applaud you for manscaping! Better that than an exploded party favor!

Wait, how would she know?

Yeah, it's a mistake to shave EVERYTHING dude. Leave some trimmed hair above so it looks like you actually went through puberty...