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******* sucks to be you.
he doesn't like you.
learn how to duck
14, Because we all have eyes in the back of our heads...
marinus is a genious dammit ..i laughed so hard haha
having eyes on the back of your head is essential for a lot of things. my personal favorite being doggystyle
Dolphin - but that wouldn't make any difference, unless you're the one on all fours
Maybe you shouldn't have switched seats?:p
Did he yell "Boom! headshot!"
He was hitting on you. ;)
I think it's more of the guy's FML.
I actually sympathise with the guy. I could have made the same mistake. Twice. :(
why did you change seats?
Maybe because random fucktards were battering him? Just a thought.
if she didn't change, the guy would have remembered it wasn't his friend sitting there.
hehe fucktard.......
72. thank you for your thoughtful and highly contributing comment. please refrain from speaking as your making my head hurt from an overload of stupidity.
*You're
73 u just got told- nice goin 95 ;)
sick abs bro
he will still probably punch OP again...
Maybe he likes you?:O
just have sex with him... problem solved
Hmm, I thought it was impolite to hit a woman... erm, I mean illegal. Seriously, I don't give a damn what gender you are. You hit me, I hit back.
The same with animals! If a dog humps my ankle, I'm humping back!
My disgusting what? You didn't finish your statement.
24 you wouln't hump a dog if it did it to you? Then why you give yourself that name? If you want to keep that name I suggest you make sure you give that puppy, love. As trolls would put it, "*********** FTW!"
that's when you accidentally spill your drink and popcorn on him
If at first you don't succeed, hit that bitch again.
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why did you change seats?
Ah, the old "Hit someone and claim you thought it was someone else" trick. He hadn't made a mistake - he just wanted to smack a bitch.