FML : Today, in an amphitheater, someone hit the back of my head. As I turned around, the guy apologized and said he mistook me for his friend. I changed seats,...

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Today, in an amphitheater, someone hit the back of my head. As I turned around, the guy apologized and said he mistook me for his friend. I changed seats, and after a while, I got hit a second time. He was wrong again. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fthislyfe - / Monday 18 July 2011 07:09 / Netherlands

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By F2M2L | 5

#2922583 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:19

why did you change seats?

By DocBastard | 38

#2922791 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:44

Ah, the old "Hit someone and claim you thought it was someone else" trick. He hadn't made a mistake - he just wanted to smack a bitch.

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By marinus_fml | 19

#2922563 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:16

Fucking sucks to be you.

dolphincheddar | 10

#2922631 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:23

he doesn't like you.

Ryan0510 | 0

#2922633 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:24

Uraharas_Bankai | 1

#2922656 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:26

It wouldn't suck as much if OP punched the guy in the face and said "Sorry, I thought you were my friend"

Jimmyd0t | 0

#2922675 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:29

learn how to duck

marinus_fml | 19

#2922701 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:31

14, Because we all have eyes in the back of our heads...

BADDiam | 4

#2922748 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:37

marinus is a genious dammit ..i laughed so hard haha

2ndSucks | 15

#2922759 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:38

15- You dont have eyes in the back of your head? Damn. Youre missing out. But then again, I dont generally slap my friends upside the head in the theater.

dolphincheddar | 10

#2922815 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:46

having eyes on the back of your head is essential for a lot of things. my personal favorite being doggystyle

NomadicFlo | 4

#2923003 - Monday 18 July 2011 05:20

Dolphin - but that wouldn't make any difference, unless you're the one on all fours

tsume24 | 3

#2923036 - Monday 18 July 2011 05:25

33: I think that's what 26 was implying.

fthislyfe | 22

#2923192 - Monday 18 July 2011 05:58

Yeah I think the back of my head was so similar to that person. (wow my FML was posted again! I'm so excited :D)

nahgemoohc | 17

#2923209 - Monday 18 July 2011 06:02

Maybe you shouldn't have switched seats?:p

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#2924145 - Monday 18 July 2011 08:21

Did he yell "Boom! headshot!"

sirbrainiac | 2

#2925070 - Monday 18 July 2011 11:30

He was hitting on you. ;)

ArentICute | 0

#2928051 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 06:55

I think it's more of the guy's FML.

kaykay9080 | 5

#2928233 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 07:25

Should've hit the dick in his dick, simple and sweet. :3

By FMijnLeven | 11

#2922569 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:17

I actually sympathise with the guy. I could have made the same mistake. Twice. :(

babbu18 | 0

#2923129 - Monday 18 July 2011 05:42

I don't think it was a mistake... ever seen the guy around?

LuukBaas | 0

#2953742 - Friday 22 July 2011 09:43

hé ben jij NL?

By F2M2L | 5

#2922583 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:19

why did you change seats?

DocBastard | 38

#2922820 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:47

Maybe because random fucktards were battering him? Just a thought.

airforce987 | 20

#2922872 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:58

if she didn't change, the guy would have remembered it wasn't his friend sitting there.

fthislyfe | 22

#2923198 - Monday 18 July 2011 05:59

2 reasons: I got angry I thought he might be playing pranks on me so I changed my seat

SamInThe407 | 4

#2923505 - Monday 18 July 2011 07:01

what kind of question is that? if someone hits you in the back of the head do you want to sit in the same place? i would have assumed the guy would be more careful next time he wacks someone. he was probably playing a prank.

gottaluvisabella | 0

#2923862 - Monday 18 July 2011 07:40

hehe fucktard.......

dolphincheddar | 10

#2924042 - Monday 18 July 2011 08:09

72. thank you for your thoughtful and highly contributing comment. please refrain from speaking as your making my head hurt from an overload of stupidity.

partyfool2011 | 4

#2925712 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 01:18

*You're

lovejdbieber | 0

#2937983 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 03:46

73 u just got told- nice goin 95 ;)

By lopez1222 | 3

#2922590 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:19

hahahahaha, punch him! it would be better than the movie!

jtcballoon | 0

#2926720 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 03:37

sick abs bro

johnson94 | 5

#2928542 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 08:30

hey you're kinda cute :).. just joking you're a douchebag for having that photo.

By lovelydarlings | 6

#2922598 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:19

Try finding a seat somewhere far away from that dude.

Captain_Obvious2_fml | 6

#2922740 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:36

he will still probably punch OP again...

Dudelike89 | 8

#2924582 - Monday 18 July 2011 09:37

Just sit behind him...

By BADDiam | 4

#2922601 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:20

Maybe he likes you?:O

saraitkddh | 45

#5724764 - Monday 21 October 2013 05:40

plot twist : he is gay...

By Molord1 | 0

#2922603 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:20

just have sex with him... problem solved

Iwashere12345 | 0

#2924312 - Monday 18 July 2011 08:49

sex does not solve all problems.... mostly :)

By Fruitmonster2 | 15

#2922622 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:22

Hmm, I thought it was impolite to hit a woman... erm, I mean illegal. Seriously, I don't give a damn what gender you are. You hit me, I hit back.

Person1233 | 12

#2922725 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:35

The same with animals! If a dog humps my ankle, I'm humping back!

puppyXluvz123 | 8

#2922807 - Monday 18 July 2011 04:46

your disgusting!

Person1233 | 12

#2923237 - Monday 18 July 2011 06:06

My disgusting what? You didn't finish your statement.

MrSassypants | 31

#2923312 - Monday 18 July 2011 06:23

24 you wouln't hump a dog if it did it to you? Then why you give yourself that name? If you want to keep that name I suggest you make sure you give that puppy, love. As trolls would put it, "Beastiality FTW!"