Today, in an amphitheater, someone hit the back of my head. As I turned around, the guy apologized and said he mistook me for his friend. I changed seats, and after a while, I got hit a second time. He was wrong again. FML
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F2M2L
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why did you change seats?
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DocBastard
| 38
Ah, the old "Hit someone and claim you thought it was someone else" trick. He hadn't made a mistake - he just wanted to smack a bitch.
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marinus_fml
| 19
Fucking sucks to be you.
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dolphincheddar
| 10
he doesn't like you.
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Ryan0510
| 0
g
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Uraharas_Bankai
| 1
It wouldn't suck as much if OP punched the guy in the face and said "Sorry, I thought you were my friend"
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Jimmyd0t
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learn how to duck
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marinus_fml
| 19
14, Because we all have eyes in the back of our heads...
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BADDiam
| 4
marinus is a genious dammit ..i laughed so hard haha
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2ndSucks
| 15
15- You dont have eyes in the back of your head? Damn. Youre missing out. But then again, I dont generally slap my friends upside the head in the theater.
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dolphincheddar
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having eyes on the back of your head is essential for a lot of things. my personal favorite being doggystyle
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NomadicFlo
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Dolphin - but that wouldn't make any difference, unless you're the one on all fours
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tsume24
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33: I think that's what 26 was implying.
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fthislyfe
| 22
Yeah I think the back of my head was so similar to that person. (wow my FML was posted again! I'm so excited :D)
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nahgemoohc
| 17
Maybe you shouldn't have switched seats?:p
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Did he yell "Boom! headshot!"
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sirbrainiac
| 2
He was hitting on you. ;)
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ArentICute
| 0
I think it's more of the guy's FML.
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kaykay9080
| 5
Should've hit the dick in his dick, simple and sweet. :3
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FMijnLeven
| 11
I actually sympathise with the guy. I could have made the same mistake. Twice. :(
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babbu18
| 0
I don't think it was a mistake... ever seen the guy around?
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LuukBaas
| 0
hé ben jij NL?
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F2M2L
| 5
why did you change seats?
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DocBastard
| 38
Maybe because random fucktards were battering him? Just a thought.
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airforce987
| 20
if she didn't change, the guy would have remembered it wasn't his friend sitting there.
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fthislyfe
| 22
2 reasons:
I got angry
I thought he might be playing pranks on me so I changed my seat
I got angry
I thought he might be playing pranks on me so I changed my seat
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SamInThe407
| 4
what kind of question is that? if someone hits you in the back of the head do you want to sit in the same place? i would have assumed the guy would be more careful next time he wacks someone. he was probably playing a prank.
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gottaluvisabella
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hehe fucktard.......
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dolphincheddar
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72. thank you for your thoughtful and highly contributing comment. please refrain from speaking as your making my head hurt from an overload of stupidity.
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partyfool2011
| 4
*You're
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lovejdbieber
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73 u just got told- nice goin 95 ;)
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lopez1222
| 3
hahahahaha, punch him! it would be better than the movie!
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jtcballoon
| 0
sick abs bro
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johnson94
| 5
hey you're kinda cute :).. just joking you're a douchebag for having that photo.
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lovelydarlings
| 6
Try finding a seat somewhere far away from that dude.
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he will still probably punch OP again...
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Dudelike89
| 8
Just sit behind him...
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BADDiam
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Maybe he likes you?:O
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saraitkddh
| 47
plot twist : he is gay...
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Molord1
| 0
just have sex with him... problem solved
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Iwashere12345
| 0
sex does not solve all problems.... mostly :)
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Fruitmonster2
| 15
Hmm, I thought it was impolite to hit a woman... erm, I mean illegal. Seriously, I don't give a damn what gender you are. You hit me, I hit back.
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Person1233
| 12
The same with animals! If a dog humps my ankle, I'm humping back!
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puppyXluvz123
| 9
your disgusting!
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Person1233
| 12
My disgusting what? You didn't finish your statement.
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MrSassypants
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24 you wouln't hump a dog if it did it to you? Then why you give yourself that name? If you want to keep that name I suggest you make sure you give that puppy, love.
As trolls would put it, "Beastiality FTW!"
As trolls would put it, "Beastiality FTW!"
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Thabb
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I thought that part of the FML was the guy thinking OP was a dude, but that's just me I guess.
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airborn54
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that's when you accidentally spill your drink and popcorn on him
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joooeee
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If at first you don't succeed, hit that bitch again.