Health, Healthy Lifestyle, Food and Weird: Cause for concern? - FML

Cause for concern?

By Anonymous - 14/07/2025 23:00 - United Kingdom - Stourbridge

Today, I looked at the supplements my boyfriend puts in the protein shakes we both drink. To my horror, most of them listed "boosts libido" or "increased fertility" as benefits. When I confronted him, he said ,"So? I drink them too, it's not like I'm drugging you or something." FML

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Lost Reggie 21

Tuesday 15 July 2025 12:48

do some research. what might be beneficial to him could be harmful to you.

Yudith 25

Tuesday 15 July 2025 18:54

Time for a good discussion about why he wants to have babies so soon. He must know what "fertility" means, right?

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JackWood 20

Tuesday 15 July 2025 2:33

I wouldn't worry too much. They all say that and none of them actually work. Snake oil

Lost Reggie 21

Tuesday 15 July 2025 12:48

do some research. what might be beneficial to him could be harmful to you.

Yudith 25

Tuesday 15 July 2025 18:54

Time for a good discussion about why he wants to have babies so soon. He must know what "fertility" means, right?

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