Today, I heard a girl telling her friend all about her boyfriend, John. They talked about the grocery store that he works at, and that he drives a nice yellow mustang. My boyfriend's name is John, works at that same grocery store, and drives a nice yellow mustang. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML
Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says, "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
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Top comments
Forever2204 0
dump his ass FYI
caancoha 0
Find out her dad's name, where he works, and what car he drives.
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Comments (128)
xxMiiNii 0
FYL. Key, meet Nice Yellow Mustang.
Emico_fml 0
What a coincidence! :D
iFruit 0
You two could be great friends if your boyfriends have so much in common!
paigeorose92 4
could be a common na-- I mean, mustangs that are yellow are commo---...... yeah fyl
annamg 0
Ouch, FYL.
justmyluck1212 0
wowie, 4get keying the innocent car key his ass, he'll never cheat or have any relationship again
plexico 4
Who said that John thinks that he is in an exclusive relationship with the OP? What she ought to do is be a total freak on their next date. I'll be specific, if requested. Blow his ******' mind! Then, when she is done, she should tell him, "You ever want this again, get rid of all the other bitches!" Let him deal with that.
BadOwner 0
People , why must you jump to conclusions! My advice, comfront the girl, and make sure shes talking about your bf, before you post an FML about it. He might not even be your boyfriend! Do you know this girl? She was just proly trying to piss you off.
RJB 0
I love Mustangs...I gots a GT Mustang...... Dont u ******* touch his stang. I will come over ur house and run u over or FALCON PUNCH YOU IN THE OVARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryan11adidas 4
Haha mustangs are shitty!!!! I wouldn't take any mustang for free!! with the exception of Elenore!
smeesha 4
falcon punch ftw! :D
catherine42 0
why does somebody who works at a grocery store have such a nice car? just wondering... maybe he robs convenience stores on the side
Twinklestar 0
Or maybe he's a student and it's his part time job while he studies, and the car was brought for him by his parents. Or perhaps he's good with money and saved for it, or is paying it off. Or perhaps he recently lost a job with a higher paying salary. Or perhaps he had a job a bit higher up in the supermarket than being a cashier or shelf stacker. Lot's of possible reasons.
plexico 4
Good guesses, twinklestar, but the most likely explanation is that Ford or the bank was all too happy to lend John the money for the Mustang even though he really can't afford it. That's the American Way! Ford gets to say it sold another car, the lender gets to say he made an interest-paying loan and John gets the car that helps him get pussy. Everyone's happy, right?! In a few months, John will fail to make a payment and the bank will repossess the car and sell it at auction for a loss and John will lose his girlfriends because who wants to date a car-less hobo? We've been giving away houses for years with the same reckless abandon, but instead of repo, they call it "foreclosure" and it is at the heart of our financial crisis. More predictions: John will get both girls pregnant, get involved with crystal meth, lose his job and the sweet ride, and become a deadbeat dad. The OP would be wise to dump this loser, but I doubt she will be.
avoidthegirl 6
Or maybe it's a shitty V6 Mustang that he tried to trick out like an asshat and his girlfriend is dumb enough to think it's nice. I'm more inclined to go with this one.