Today, I heard a girl telling her friend all about her boyfriend, John. They talked about the grocery store that he works at, and that he drives a nice yellow mustang. My boyfriend's name is John, works at that same grocery store, and drives a nice yellow mustang. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML
Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says, "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
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Forever2204 0
dump his ass FYI
caancoha 0
Find out her dad's name, where he works, and what car he drives.
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Comments (128)
whiskeyloverrrr 0
at least he doesn't drive a corvette
pommeblossom 0
She could have seen you, known you were his girlfriend, been jealous and made a up a story and said it loud enough so you would hear and then possibly break up with him. Confront him before you dump him.
Xdanicat 0
He works in a grocery store driving a mustang? I thought mustangs cost a little more than the average pay of a cashier.
allmidnighteyes 11
You can find plenty of mid 90's through early 00's Mustangs on Craigslist for less than $5000 The fact that it's a Mustang doesn't mean it's the 500HP Shelby
tibs753 0
This reminds me of John Tucker Must Die....
teamhat 0
haha. this might not be what you think...you should check again. it is possible though. your boyfriends got a nice car though :)
lolwatlol 0
Let me guess, he is an asshole to you but you still like it and you hope he'll change for you? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
wackodongo 0
ouch
athos1237 4
YDI for eavesdropping on others conversations. They could know him and were just trying to freak you out because you were listening in. Way to jump to conclusions. Without verification its all rumor. Way to spread gossip. When you confirm, then maybe I'll give you a FYL, but not based on this.
Poonyup 0
That's what you get for dating someone who drives a mustang, especially a yellow mustang. I know those cars aren't too expensive but he's gotta be running up some pretty bad credit to pay for those car notes and take you and his other girlfriend to happy hour at Chilis after work. You could have also picked up on that by how crappy the gifts he buys for you are. Nope, he needs a Honda or a ******* Geo or something if he's going to drive it to Albertsons everyday, and he should leave the mustangs to the people who can really pull them off like strippers and people who strip part time after their real job gets finished.
noaman 0
yah you are obviously talking about the same person. I meen, it's not like John is the most widespread name, or like mustang made more than one yellow car and was willing to sell it to someone other than your BF, and the isn't a chance in the world that there are more grocery stores out there or that someone else might also work in his. yup, they are obviously talking about your John.