Today, I heard a girl telling her friend all about her boyfriend, John. They talked about the grocery store that he works at, and that he drives a nice yellow mustang. My boyfriend's name is John, works at that same grocery store, and drives a nice yellow mustang. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML
Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says, "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
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Forever2204 0
dump his ass FYI
caancoha 0
Find out her dad's name, where he works, and what car he drives.
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Comments (128)
ThespisTx 3
I have trouble with this grocery store employees driving mustangs... seriously?!? How far is you're but in debt.
iamthesuperbetch 0
haha YDI for living in nebraska....it is full of hillbillies!!! worst place in the world! seriously it is in the middle of the whole US and it still is lame as hell!!! eff nebraska amen.
A_pr3tty_bitch 0
THATS ****** UP I WOULDVE GOT UP AND SAID I KNOW YOU NOT TALKING BOUT MY MAN JOHN IN THEN IF SHE WAS WHICH ITS OBVIOUS AND WE WOULDVE GOT TO TALKING AND WE WOULDVE HAVE BOTH CAME TO JOHN IN DUMP HIS ASS
missadeline_fml 0
so you told the girl that you guys had the same boyfriend right? if not that was totally dumb move.
Hockeylover87_71 0
irony :)
PICKLESTICKLE 0
i strongly agree with iamthesuperbetch nebraska sucks you suck. however, ur mom was pwnage last night, just letting you know.
PinkDahlia 0
I bet he had a twin and never told you.
Sorrytohearthat 0
Did you kill the bastard/kill the bitch? But then again the girl might not have known that John was with you aswell. So just kill they guy. What a prick.
Sorrytohearthat 0
Yea. He had a twin. With the same name. And the same car. And the same job. At the same place. You dumb ****. Not even funny.
Seems2BBadLuck 0
Snap! FYL!