By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 714
You deserved it 3 057

Same thing different taste

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Gtaylorfication 0

A client? like a your a stripper or something?


alliewillie 22

It takes you half an hour every morning? You must get some serious lovin' in.

Some people are just to sexy for a boyfriend :3

Gtaylorfication 0
Redoxx_fml 22

What are you talking about? Robb Stark doesn't have Sims! He has a wench if he wants one! He's King in the North for the gods sakes! The Others take your Sims!

I pity those who have thumbed down my comment. You have obviously never experienced the epicness of George R. R. Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire" or more commonly known as "A Game of Thrones." The above picture is of a character in the series, of which I referenced in my comment.

Redoxx_fml 22
Gtaylorfication 0

A client? like a your a stripper or something?

Or a lawyer maybe a tax consultant you know other occupations.

This is my FML and I am a care worker for looked after young people - just FYI ;)

Mister_Triangle 21

Were they shocked because you were so beautiful that it disappointed them to learn that you're taken? Sometimes that can be hard to hide

flockz 19

no no the horse was just shocked at how terrible the handjob was.

Why do people do that? Two people get together and form a couple all the time and most of them aren't supermodels or Donald Trumps. A lot of them are average or below-average looking folks who fell in love with each other's personalities. Geez, there's a lid for every pot.

Unless, of course, you're the human equivalent of a shattered pot.

I'd like to believe that there's a lid willing to help you glue yourself back together again.

Donald Trump is definitely average/below-average looking...

night_ryder13 5

I think she meant about being rich

OakChair 14

I certainly hope you mentioned Trump in reference to his wealth and not his looks.

I thought that would be self-evident but clearly I over-rated the IQ of some of you. My apologies.

You mentioned looks, not money. If you're going to use an example, make sure it's relevant.

I already apologized and in other posts I was bitched out for my posts being too long so I was trying to keep it short so everyone wouldn't be mad and snipe at me. There is no pleasing you people. If I spell it out I get TLDR; if I cut it short, my example isn't relevant. Here is the relevance, you ******* retard: DONALD TRUMP IS RICH. RICH PEOPLE HAVE NO PROBLEM FINDIING PARTNERS IN LIFE BECAUSE THEY ARE RICH. There, was that relevant or is it a TLDR?

KiddNYC1O 20

No you didn't. A sarcastic apology is not an apology. A couple of extra words would've made your post that much more clear, and I assure you, no one would've TLDR'd you. Yes I know rich people can easily find partners, but you mentioned specifically looks. Looks and wealth are two very different things. You mentioned one, not the other. Usage of all caps and adopting an angry tone doesn't change that. But I bet calling me a retard was such an ego boost for you.

reddudeover 2

"most of them aren't supermodels or Donald trumps" What's not to get? Donald trump is internationally recognized for being one thing RICH, so the comment is clear.

I understood it perfectly, though I think the other person is a bit quick to call you an idiot. It's an understandable misunderstanding. I also don't think donald trump is ridiculously ugly or anything. He's just your average looking dude.

missyj0 12

At least you know you have a boyfriend, OP. Don't let bitches ruin your day.

Are you messed up in the head or something?

So what exactly made him say that, maybe your beautiful and he couldn't believe it =D

It's ok you don't have to correct yourself. It doesn't matter if you type "your" or "you're" on the internet even though many grammar nazis cry over it

I think it matters, just look at your downvotes :< They are hard at work it seems , lol.

Xquisite1 28

Most Johns understand that you have pimps in your line of work; but a boyfriend is usually not expected.

perdix 29

Were you wearing a flannel shirt and sporting a mullet while listening to kd Lang?