By Kelly - 12/08/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I heard a girl telling her friend all about her boyfriend, John. They talked about the grocery store that he works at, and that he drives a nice yellow mustang. My boyfriend's name is John, works at that same grocery store, and drives a nice yellow mustang. FML
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caancoha 0

Find out her dad's name, where he works, and what car he drives.

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Twidragon1000 0

You know cheaters are the worst thing ever. I mean right now it would be impossible to get someone to like me enough to be my Girl friend, so I would take what I would get, but sadly every one wants to have have 5 different girl friends and think everyone is happy. It sucks because Cheaters never learn, and the cheaters will still get one girl in the end. But I hope you leave him, but do it when hes "away" Thats what I would do, dump the guy(well girl for me :-P) right in front of the person hes cheated you on. Or hopefully the girl is stupid and thinks if one guy talks to him, hes her new BF.

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CheshireHalli 19

"Or hopefully the girl is stupid and thinks if one guy talks to him, hes her new BF." Oh God!!! I hate girls like this. One thinks that my boyfriend/fiancee proposed to her because he said hello once. @_@ OP: Hopefully she is crazy like that... But, if that's the case, keep your gaurd up. They might like to attack the girlfriend, or turn COMPLETELY psycho on you...

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lo1337a 1

@53, well, even YOU don't know if he's your boyfriend or your fiancé (which is the correct spelling for a male, by the way). Did you get that idea when he said hi to you one day? Have you ever had a conversation with him? Are YOU the crazy girl & you're projecting for attention?

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AAAAHHHH12 2

Ahaha probably the same girl! -.-'

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giganticbrain 0

Shit that sucks. Too bad I don't feel sympathetic for you.

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plexico 3

John, the bagboy, drives a yellow Mustang and at least two girls! If you are screwing him in the back seat and laying in a puddle of warm mayo, it ain't from the grocery store! ;)

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breakingbenjamin_fml 0

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww just dont hurt his pretty mustang!!!!!!!!! [i love mustangs :)] maybe the friends recognized you and just wanted you to overhear them and freak out to be funny.

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kingston52 0

ain't no such thing as a NICE yellow mustang

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jem1991 0

could be a coincidence.

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drreducto 0

My name is Jon, I drive a charcoal gray mustang and work at a grocery store. Nice

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Sun_Kissed18 25

What is it with guys named john, mustangs and grocery stores? I know another guy like that haha

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iloveblackshirt6 0

Dude, theres probably tons of people named John that work at grocery stores with pretty yellow mustangs. Three words...GET...OVER...IT

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newbzoors 0

and works at the SAME grocery store. I doubt there are a couple johns with yellow mustangs at one grocery store

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