By Nightmares - United States

FML Uncensored

  Today, I surprisingly found two empty seats on the subway. Before anyone could get to them, I rushed and triumphantly sat down, enjoying my victory, until I noticed why they were empty. I had just sat down next to a guy vigorously trying to fellate himself. FML
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  Dracoboxer357  |  35

47- Well, at least not since that post about the guy driving with his wife when she decides to pull out her currently-being-used tampon and throws it at the car beside them. :p
That was the last really tasteless FML that comes to mind. :p

  br0ccoli  |  14

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.. Show it anyway

  vintage_doll  |  6

You say that you could've gone without reading this story, but no one told you to log onto FML, knowing the type of stories that are here. Secondly, OP was referring to a form of transportation..not food.

  Zoh_Aubrey  |  8

If she was a proper girl she would've wrapped in toilet paper and spray something. And if it stinks that bad, her vag is sick. It shouldn't have a strong smell.

  leahkasscar  |  11

It means to put ones penis into your mouth

  Feared  |  9

61- It offends me when people apologize for possibly offending, when they know fully well that what they said wasn't offensive, but rather unintentionally idiotic.

  ManicGypsy  |  22

#12 wins the internet! Epic win. OP, I am so sorry that you had to witness that.