Health: Today, I have an autoimmune disease which causes my penis to...

By Damm - 24/01/2009 19:05 - United States

Today, I have an autoimmune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 14:36 - United States - Arlington

Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML

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By dawg3360 - 07/06/2009 06:02 - Canada

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

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By maturity - 08/04/2013 00:30 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML

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What a feeling!

By numbcrumb - 18/09/2017 23:15

Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML

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By Curt - 06/09/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML

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By man-period? - 02/03/2016 06:48 - United States - Portland

Today, I woke up to large spot of blood in my underwear. This wouldn't be too big a deal if I didn't have a penis. FML

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By BYUwildchild - 17/12/2010 16:23 - United States

Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 14:25 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 16:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was diagnosed with a condition that makes me lactate. I'm a 6' tattooed guy with a boxing competition coming up soon. I'm never going to hear the end of this. FML

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What's up, doc?

By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 05:00

Today, I went to the doctor because of the redness and swelling of my penis, hoping that it was just a minor rash or allergic reaction. Nope! According to the doctor, who could barely stop herself from laughing, it's good old-fashioned friction burns. FML

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poisenoreo46 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 3:16

groovy baby

BetaGirl 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 1:44

what no pic?

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SatsuHikaru 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 6:40

Dude, i want to get ****** by you now

Dalb95 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 7:08

Does it kind of look like a bunch of third graders got to your skin flute with some markers?

fmlbrofml 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 4:53

Thats pretty ******* amazing if you ask me, o.o

beastwill64 16

Saturday 31 December 2011 6:15

That's awesome

fuzzybear14 0

Friday 20 January 2012 2:51

Eww... gross!

mr_bad_ass_ 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 1:07

Idk if that's the coolest thing ever or just freakin gross

juujubean 5

Saturday 17 March 2012 23:00

I have the same kind of disorder (I think) except i'm a girl.

bizarre_ftw 21

Wednesday 1 August 2012 3:12

Find a hippy and tell her it symbolizes peace

jtaylor991 6

Wednesday 15 May 2013 2:05

I'd say its kinda cool if that's all it does lol

Akay4 14

Monday 7 October 2013 21:54

Find the rainbow Taste the rainbow That is your mission

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Today, my two year-old son consistently ignores my mom and will crawl towards my dad every time. My mom is now refusing to visit because a two year-old hurt her feelings. I get it, being ignored hurts, but come on, he’s two. FML

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Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML

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Today, I got stuck in a group project with three other people who spent the whole period trying to figure out how old the teacher was. Good news: They came to the conclusion that he must be around 35-40 years old. Bad news: we are gonna have a hard time finishing this project if they don't pull their weight. FML

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Today, I asked a table at a restaurant if there's anything I could get out of their way and they replied, "Yeah, you." FML

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Today, I had to create another signature. I have to use one at the bank and the other around my mother, so that when she tries to cash my paychecks the bank won't let her. FML

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Today, I realized that the tingly feeling on my face when I put a new combination of acne wash, acne medication, and my usual moisturizer on was not, in fact, "it working." It was slowly peeling away the top layer of skin. I look and feel sunburned. I also still have acne and oily skin. FML

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Same thing different taste

What a feeling!

What's up, doc?

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