Damm
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I have an autoimmune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
maturity
Sydney, Australia
Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
numbcrumb
🌶️ Spicy
What a feeling!
Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML
Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
man-period?
Portland, United States
Today, I woke up to large spot of blood in my underwear. This wouldn't be too big a deal if I didn't have a penis. FML
BYUwildchild
United States
Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition that makes me lactate. I'm a 6' tattooed guy with a boxing competition coming up soon. I'm never going to hear the end of this. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What's up, doc?
Today, I went to the doctor because of the redness and swelling of my penis, hoping that it was just a minor rash or allergic reaction. Nope! According to the doctor, who could barely stop herself from laughing, it's good old-fashioned friction burns. FML
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poisenoreo46 0
groovy baby
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what no pic?
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gigilvrs6 0
Peace out.
doubleeL 0
feel the rainbow. blow the rainbow.
starberries 0
It might look tie-dyed but I really doubt it looks like a T-shirt.
stingrayas 0
THATS SICK I WANT A COLOURFUL PENIS MINES JuST PlAIN OlD BROWN LOL
kawaiisweetbunny 0
;D I wouldn't mind
gaypride559 0
pictures? we need proof!
sumrem 0
WIN
Moo_Horse 0
fgo to a costume part as a hippie and say its part of your costume.
Csar 0
Rainbow dick dieses?
Bizenghastly 0
his penis must be prettiii ^_^