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Donut_Wizard
| 23
Gently apply Tabasco sauce to the affected area 3 times a day until the symptoms subside...
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WeirdUS
| 29
And it burns, burns, burns the ring of fire. The ring of fire. All jokes aside what could you be doing to cause friction burns? I hate to ask, but an FML like this can only get funnier with an answer.
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WeirdUS
| 29
And it burns, burns, burns the ring of fire. The ring of fire. All jokes aside what could you be doing to cause friction burns? I hate to ask, but an FML like this can only get funnier with an answer.
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pugs
| 12
It's because his tinder dates leave before they finish their appetizers.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
My guess is that he got his dick caught in a belt sander.
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JustALesbian
| 16
Jerked with a sock prolly
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Donut_Wizard
| 23
Gently apply Tabasco sauce to the affected area 3 times a day until the symptoms subside...
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RipperoniPizza
| 19
It could be worse. You could be writing an FML about how you contracted an STD. But friction burns down under definitely are a feeling best left unfelt.
By
ayenii
| 14
Ouch, have fun with that. Guessing you had a little too much shower sex lately.
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LAUGHINGKOMODO
| 25
Honestly that is better than most things that could have been. This one is probably the most embarrassing one though
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Lobby_Bee
| 17
Foreplay, you need much more foreplay. Get well soon little buddy.
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RichardPencil
| 28
Invest in lotion and learn to use a looser grip!
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bigdaddyeric
| 30
Use some lotion for all that motion dude!
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Jason Cropper_835786005
| 6
This is because you need lubrication when you self pleasure. I recommend a little jalapeño juice. Adds a little spice to your love life and the sensation is incredible.
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CrazyTrainWreck
| 19
At that rate you could solve the world's energy crisis all on your own.