Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Today, I'm at the ER for my first ever UTI and potential other "down there" issues. Yesterday I got married. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I went to my cousin’s wedding and started tearing up during the vows. I reached into my purse for a tissue but accidentally pulled out a tampon, which flew across the aisle and landed right between the bride and groom. It's probably going to make it into the wedding video. FML
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML
Today, I picked out a massive two-inch long ingrown hair on my chin. I called my girlfriend in to take a look. She saw it, shrieked, then fainted, cracking her head on the toilet as she fell. Hello, hospital bill. FML
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Top comments
jimbob_76592 5
Maybe he was having a nosebleed?
poppunkismylife 9
I fall onto tampons all the time!
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Comments (72)
Satoaoi 13
lol number 3
MNBOY16 15
Well I hope you are into kinky things...
Enslaved 36
When snorting coke through a straw just won't do!
Omfgitsmia 15
I'm curious as to how he shoved it so far that he needed the doctor to remove it. That had to hurt.
biloxi_girl 22
I'm just wondering where the tampon was for him to be able to fall on it...unwrapped on the floor?
hama806 19
He didn't actually fall onto the tampon. Not obvious enough for you?
biloxi_girl 22
no not obvious when she says "somehow fell on it" jackass
hama806 19
61- You're obviously new to this site. Name calling is not cool...then again, you're an asshole. Couldn't resist.
zilla52 12
you picked this man so I don't see how it is fml
picante72 24
The beginning of your FML had me assuming that he got the applicator stuck somewhere else...
Frustrated78 11
Please please please don't have kids with this moron!
catatonicsleep 17
Just the applicator? Where did the tampon go? They are supposed to be good for nosebleeds, the tampon though not the applicator...
Vinnie500 14
Lol. Glad you found an idiot to spend your life with.