Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Today, I'm at the ER for my first ever UTI and potential other "down there" issues. Yesterday I got married. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I went to my cousin’s wedding and started tearing up during the vows. I reached into my purse for a tissue but accidentally pulled out a tampon, which flew across the aisle and landed right between the bride and groom. It's probably going to make it into the wedding video. FML
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML
Today, I picked out a massive two-inch long ingrown hair on my chin. I called my girlfriend in to take a look. She saw it, shrieked, then fainted, cracking her head on the toilet as she fell. Hello, hospital bill. FML
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jimbob_76592 5
Maybe he was having a nosebleed?
poppunkismylife 9
I fall onto tampons all the time!
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Comments (72)
chuckcloninger 12
Still?
twinkie193 6
Nosebleed lol
ittybitttyme 8
Haha quit watching She's the man when he's around.
GarageDragon 22
Well good luck to you, OP.
OnlyoneCam 3
Ummmm?
thepagoo616 4
I feel you that sounds like something my fiance would do smh
GeorgiaBea 28
What kind of bachelor party was that??
jasonswife423 18
pics or it didn't happen
CrazyJolteon 0
You pervert