Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could...

By Anonymous - 15/2/2013 23:22 - Venezuela - Barquisimeto

Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML

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By jimbob_76592 | 5

#5370030 - Saturday 16 February 2013 5:51

Maybe he was having a nosebleed?

By poppunkismylife | 9

#5370029 - Saturday 16 February 2013 5:51

I fall onto tampons all the time!

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By poppunkismylife | 9

#5370029 - Saturday 16 February 2013 5:51

I fall onto tampons all the time!

rgriff27 | 19

#5370493 - Saturday 16 February 2013 15:54

At least it wasnt in another more awkward place.

hellbilly205 | 17

#5370588 - Saturday 16 February 2013 17:06

I thought it was in a more awkward place up til i read after "fell onto"

By jimbob_76592 | 5

#5370030 - Saturday 16 February 2013 5:51

Maybe he was having a nosebleed?

xblair | 11

#5370054 - Saturday 16 February 2013 6:01

Reminds me of Channing Tatum from She's The Man hahaha

daringtoride | 27

#5370154 - Saturday 16 February 2013 7:26

I literally thought the exact same thing when I read that comment :D Great minds think alike.

easyprey | 8

#5370198 - Saturday 16 February 2013 8:18

Or great minds watch the same movies.

supportcommand | 17

#5370364 - Saturday 16 February 2013 12:40

Or, small minds never differ.

fuckmylife518 | 15

#5370464 - Saturday 16 February 2013 15:37

That's exactly what I was thinking!

Lizzy500 | 16

#5370587 - Saturday 16 February 2013 17:05

Too bad he's not a quick thinker, because this is a much better lie. But if he could think, he probably wouldn't have "fallen" on a tampon in the first place.