FML : Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril....

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Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML

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By Anonymous - / Friday 15 February 2013 23:22 / Venezuela - Barquisimeto

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By jimbob_76592 | 5

#5370030 - Saturday 16 February 2013 05:51

Maybe he was having a nosebleed?

By poppunkismylife | 9

#5370029 - Saturday 16 February 2013 05:51

I fall onto tampons all the time!

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By poppunkismylife | 9

#5370029 - Saturday 16 February 2013 05:51

I fall onto tampons all the time!

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rgriff27 | 19

#5370493 - Saturday 16 February 2013 03:54

At least it wasnt in another more awkward place.

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hellbilly205 | 17

#5370588 - Saturday 16 February 2013 05:06

I thought it was in a more awkward place up til i read after "fell onto"

By jimbob_76592 | 5

#5370030 - Saturday 16 February 2013 05:51

Maybe he was having a nosebleed?

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xblair | 11

#5370054 - Saturday 16 February 2013 06:01

Reminds me of Channing Tatum from She's The Man hahaha

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daringtoride | 27

#5370154 - Saturday 16 February 2013 07:26

I literally thought the exact same thing when I read that comment :D Great minds think alike.

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easyprey | 8

#5370198 - Saturday 16 February 2013 08:18

Or great minds watch the same movies.

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supportcommand | 17

#5370364 - Saturday 16 February 2013 12:40

Or, small minds never differ.

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fuckmylife518 | 15

#5370464 - Saturday 16 February 2013 03:37

That's exactly what I was thinking!

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Lizzy500 | 16

#5370587 - Saturday 16 February 2013 05:05

Too bad he's not a quick thinker, because this is a much better lie. But if he could think, he probably wouldn't have "fallen" on a tampon in the first place.

By ucoolgirl31 | 20

#5370033 - Saturday 16 February 2013 05:51

At least it wasn't in his anus... But good luck with your marriage OP!

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perdix | 29

#5370056 - Saturday 16 February 2013 06:02

Butt you'd better watch Uranus!

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outoftown | 26

#5370062 - Saturday 16 February 2013 06:04

Yes, I hear it's throwing asteroids at us. Tunguska!

By PrincessPesa | 20

#5370034 - Saturday 16 February 2013 05:52

You're lucky it wasn't lodged elsewhere! Curious.

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brackaman | 18

#5370100 - Saturday 16 February 2013 06:19

Silly husband. Everyone knows that tampons are for inserting into your left ear.

By kingsian | 15

#5370040 - Saturday 16 February 2013 05:53

Your marriage will never be bored or plain :)

By hienzburgess | 9

#5370046 - Saturday 16 February 2013 05:56

maybe he didn't know what it was. in that case, that's cute. you scored an innocent one OP ;)

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zepher93 | 7

#5370176 - Saturday 16 February 2013 07:53

Maybe it is just me, but quite frankly I cannot see a man who is old enough to be married not knowing what a tampon is.

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iammeorami | 25

#5370205 - Saturday 16 February 2013 08:22

ya

By 5t3ff1k4h | 43

#5370047 - Saturday 16 February 2013 05:56

You've never fallen onto a tampon before? Weirdo.

By FlyingPie | 17

#5370048 - Saturday 16 February 2013 05:57

I don't think he "nose" what a tampon is for. Good luck with your marriage; I hope he doesn't blow it.

By THE_A_TEEN | 27

#5370063 - Saturday 16 February 2013 06:04

Wait, falling on tampons is not normal now? Dammit, and i bought the applicator kit and everything. I need a refund.

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pandamimo | 5

#5370657 - Saturday 16 February 2013 06:31

You don't buy a separate applicator for tampons…

By thelittlebirdie | 9

#5370064 - Saturday 16 February 2013 06:04

it's common knowledge, when you fall, beware of tampons! They're sneaky like that!

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