Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Today, I'm at the ER for my first ever UTI and potential other "down there" issues. Yesterday I got married. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I went to my cousin’s wedding and started tearing up during the vows. I reached into my purse for a tissue but accidentally pulled out a tampon, which flew across the aisle and landed right between the bride and groom. It's probably going to make it into the wedding video. FML
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML
Today, I picked out a massive two-inch long ingrown hair on my chin. I called my girlfriend in to take a look. She saw it, shrieked, then fainted, cracking her head on the toilet as she fell. Hello, hospital bill. FML
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Top comments
jimbob_76592 5
Maybe he was having a nosebleed?
poppunkismylife 9
I fall onto tampons all the time!
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Comments (72)
CincoEstrellas 2
haha he's a keeper
dinocookie 5
How do you think he'd feel if he saw this and knew you thought your life was ****** for being with him? It isn't too late yet, end it if that's how you feel
abmoore 1
Are you the idiot??
katties 27
My boyfriend puts stuff in his nose quite often (although they don't get stuck there). It's... nothing I care for, but it's not the worst habit a guy can have either. It's worse that your soon-to-be husband lies to you though. Even if i's obvious that he didn't somehow fall to the floor nostril first and there just happened to be a tampon applicator there, it's a matter of communication without lying. You should talk to him about it.
ViviMage 40
Don't you know it is a normal male activity to shove things up your nostrils? Your man is totally normal. Please tell me the tampon wasn't used!
mosquito19 14
is this a new thing? nostril *******?
Neongreenme 8
This isn't bad just funny...... You sound like you have no funny bone.
alitbaby 14
curiosity plugged the nose.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Maybe he had a nosebleed and was trying to stop the flow of blood with a tampon? Just trying to come up with a possible explanation for why a sane person would end up with a tampon applicator up his nose.
xeldawyn 14
What the ****
10showgirl 16
So... Was the applicator for light, regular, or super?...