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Well its normal for everyone to do.. But id imagine that just but uncomfortable!
Especially uncomfortable for the kid >.>
Tell the kid that you have to remove the pj's from the oven when they're golden brown, because soon start to burn.
He's just a beginner, don't worry.
n00b
you need the jizzle you say Vince I already have a cum rag but this crusty old gym sock Just pushes the cum around but the jizzle picks it up first wipe
A kids gotta do what a kids gotta do
better you tell him now rather when hes 35. na'mean?
I take it none of you have watched new wkuk
I remember those good old days!
i use a sock
If he's old enough to jack off all the time, he's old enough to do his own laundry.
he should do it in the bathroom. it's not op's fault. at least she's trying to teach him right
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywayI was spanking the monkey when I was 8! Of course at that age I was still shooting blanks...
I think 8 is a little young I was playing on playgrounds and skinning knees at 8
I think anytime after 12 is normal...
Boaf, 'normal'... isn't it hard to speak about 'normal' if it comes to sexual activities? I think that starting to ********** between 12 and 14 years is the average, but that doesn't make the people who do it at a younger/older age not normal. You do know that toddlers also play with their genitals, don't you?
Whenevr they start getting attracted to boys/girls is the time that it's normal to start.
I'm not particularly attracted to boys and I wank( I'm 13).
Heck I didn't even start untill 14!
I started at 12 with advice from friend at camp, was the best advice I was given, stayed in the toilets all summer at that camp lol
I started puberty when I was 9-10, it's normal haha
This shows that girls no nothing about guys not children :P
What am I thumbed down, I like to wank so what?
Because no-one gives a flying ****, 220
Fair enough, I was just wondering
I love hearing about girls frigging themselves 220! Head up! Be proud!
Haha shooting blanks :D nice term. I kinda miss the old days where i didnt have to clean up lol
Lol "girls 'frigging' themselves?" Just say the word!
I started masturbating at 4
Hmm expect to see a lot of tissues next time you walk past a bin.
Oh my god! That would be so embarrassing! I don't think he even knows he's doing it. Since it's his PJs, it's probably just a wet dream.
Because he came while he was wearing his PJs?
What's the FML? Just a stage of life where most of young boys get through. :x Anyways, hope you have less work cleaning now ;)
Ooooo you got moderated. Tsk tsk tsk.
That won't scar him at all! Why not just put a box of tissues in his room and not mention what they're for? I'm sure he'd put 2 and 2 together and use them.
The kid will be fine however when he finds out that his story was shared on FML then he might become scarred.
^word! What if he or a sibling etc reads this? You'll know who to blame when he turns on you in the next few years. Welcome to 21st century parenting, where you share your dirty laundry with the world.
Literally, in this case :P
Subtle puns are good. If I had said "ha, you see what I did there?!" I would have punched myself in the face!
Your gonna open his room door next time only to be flooded in tissues OP! Avalanche!
Well not really an avalanche if his room was on a angle maybe. Time to buy some avalanche safety control!!
#98Are u so retarded that you dont have an imagination!?
98- did you know that your home could be ravaged by the deadly forces of clouds at any time?!?! I recommend you buy some cloud insurance from me to protect yourself!!! Also you seem a little low on the mental side, so I'll throw in my patented 'imagination cream'! It's packed full of creamy wonder and joy! It's a white paste you can play with and it can be and do whatever you want it to! Also I have the option of 'imagination paper' if you like to draw... It's basically a piece of paper.
Aww but im sure many parents have to have that talk!
yeah, and then tell the world about it afterwards...
I'd say this was probably just as awkward for him! Now, all you need to do is buy many boxes of tissues, and NEVER look at his computer history.
I think that's a little unfair if I understand your FML correctly, it is only perfectly normal for a boy at that age to have wet dreams. It is not alone time, I am almost sure of it. You should know this too I would assume :)
I wouldn't be so sure...
im 12 and im sorry to inform you but most boys have wet dreams around late 10 and early 11
and inhad them till i was 16
You did not have to do that, there are many other non embarrassing methods you could use, like above said a box of tissues and a small bottle of lube would be a very subtle way. And did you consider that maybe it isn't him having 'alone time' (he keeps his seed in a jar and fills your moisturiser bottle with it when you aren't looking), maybe he is having uncontrollable wet dreams.
Please no one else comment on 108 so we can keep th thumbs up at 69!
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Well its normal for everyone to do.. But id imagine that just but uncomfortable!
Hmm expect to see a lot of tissues next time you walk past a bin.