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By stainseverywhere - / Wednesday 1 February 2012 07:11 / United States
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Tell the kid that you have to remove the pj's from the oven when they're golden brown, because soon start to burn.

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I voted YDI because this is beyond embarrassing for the kid and it's possible he's just having wet dreams.

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153- I knew what you were talking about lol and maybe daddy should have a talk with the son. Maybe the bird and the bees? It's embarrassing to talk to your parents about it so he's probably just doing whatever he can.

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he should do it in the bathroom. it's not op's fault. at least she's trying to teach him right

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Boaf, 'normal'... isn't it hard to speak about 'normal' if it comes to sexual activities? I think that starting to masturbate between 12 and 14 years is the average, but that doesn't make the people who do it at a younger/older age not normal. You do know that toddlers also play with their genitals, don't you?

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I started at 12 with advice from friend at camp, was the best advice I was given, stayed in the toilets all summer at that camp lol

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I knew about sex and masturbating when i was as yoing as i can remember 6 or 7 i guess didnt do it myself till i was around... Id say 14 or 15

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Oh my god! That would be so embarrassing! I don't think he even knows he's doing it. Since it's his PJs, it's probably just a wet dream.

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because he imagined the waist of the PJ's was a vagina, literally throwing a hotdog down a hallway right there.

What's the FML? Just a stage of life where most of young boys get through. :x Anyways, hope you have less work cleaning now ;)

That won't scar him at all! Why not just put a box of tissues in his room and not mention what they're for? I'm sure he'd put 2 and 2 together and use them.

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The kid will be fine however when he finds out that his story was shared on FML then he might become scarred.

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^word! What if he or a sibling etc reads this? You'll know who to blame when he turns on you in the next few years. Welcome to 21st century parenting, where you share your dirty laundry with the world.

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98- did you know that your home could be ravaged by the deadly forces of clouds at any time?!?! I recommend you buy some cloud insurance from me to protect yourself!!! Also you seem a little low on the mental side, so I'll throw in my patented 'imagination cream'! It's packed full of creamy wonder and joy! It's a white paste you can play with and it can be and do whatever you want it to! Also I have the option of 'imagination paper' if you like to draw... It's basically a piece of paper.

I'd say this was probably just as awkward for him! Now, all you need to do is buy many boxes of tissues, and NEVER look at his computer history.

I think that's a little unfair if I understand your FML correctly, it is only perfectly normal for a boy at that age to have wet dreams. It is not alone time, I am almost sure of it. You should know this too I would assume :)

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even though at the time it may have been awkward, OP's son should appreciate his mother talked to him about it. he may understand it more and know that there's not anything wrong with masterbating.

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Ok. Whatever about putting a box of tissues in his room and not saying anything but why would you put lube in a kids bedroom

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