Today, I had to sit my 13-year-old son down and explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, and ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I was gathering laundry around the house. I forgot my son was almost 13, and grabbed the very stiff socks from under his bed with my bare hands. FML
Today, my 12-year-old son came home after a week with his father. He was still wearing the same socks and underwear I sent him out with. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 7-year-old son that it's not okay to smell others' "wieners". FML
Today, I grabbed a fresh hand towel from the drawer in the bathroom. I wiped my hands and noticed they smelled like shit. My 6-year-old had wiped poo from his finger onto the dark grey towels. I guess he sometimes helps the poo out. Good to know. FML
Today, I found all my missing underwear that I have been looking for for months, and have been replacing. They were all hidden in a pile in my 14 year-old son's bedroom, covered in crusty stuff. When confronted, his response as to why was, "Hormones…?" FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
Today, a man walked through my line with a XL bottle of lotion and many boxes of tissues. As I was ringing him up, the customer broke the silence by saying, "Yeah my son won't stop using the cooking oil for his 'personal time'", finger-air-quotes and all. FML
Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
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greatbigc 0
Well its normal for everyone to do.. But id imagine that just but uncomfortable!
jbfan23100 0
Hmm expect to see a lot of tissues next time you walk past a bin.
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Comments (280)
MuchDance90s 0
That was mean. You could just was the PJs and stay silent, or tell him that because he's 13 he can start doing chores, like his own laundry. And like another poster said, just put tissues in his room. There was absolutely no need for you to bring it up at all.
doof_fisch 2
Totally agree. Perfect answer.
fuzion50 6
You are a terrible parent.
ccovey 2
That poor kid is now scarred for life
Layton115 4
Im 13 and I whack. So what? I started when I was twelve. (I couldnt make anything though) Its 100% normal. 16/17 of my friends wank. Kudos to the kid. He's hit puberty! 'cept who wears pajamas still lol
sweettpie129 11
I never had the talk with my parents because I have 7 brothers so I learned things pretty fast...
hahaha1699 0
has he not gone through health class or what
TheNinjaBacon 8
Kid's gotta be really embarrassed!
Rawrfearme96 5
Awwwkward.
hunnibunnz 13
YDI because he should be doing his own laundry by age 13...
UsernameInCanada 7
If its his pajamas, then he may be having 'wet dreams.' At his age, that's likely it, and the alone time talk was probably scarring. YDI for not thinking of other possibilities, and making your son feel bad.