Today, I had to sit my 13-year-old son down and explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, and ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was gathering laundry around the house. I forgot my son was almost 13, and grabbed the very stiff socks from under his bed with my bare hands. FML
Today, my 12-year-old son came home after a week with his father. He was still wearing the same socks and underwear I sent him out with. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 7-year-old son that it's not okay to smell others' "wieners". FML
Today, I grabbed a fresh hand towel from the drawer in the bathroom. I wiped my hands and noticed they smelled like shit. My 6-year-old had wiped poo from his finger onto the dark grey towels. I guess he sometimes helps the poo out. Good to know. FML
Today, I found all my missing underwear that I have been looking for for months, and have been replacing. They were all hidden in a pile in my 14 year-old son's bedroom, covered in crusty stuff. When confronted, his response as to why was, "Hormones…?" FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
Today, a man walked through my line with a XL bottle of lotion and many boxes of tissues. As I was ringing him up, the customer broke the silence by saying, "Yeah my son won't stop using the cooking oil for his 'personal time'", finger-air-quotes and all. FML
Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
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greatbigc 0
Well its normal for everyone to do.. But id imagine that just but uncomfortable!
jbfan23100 0
Hmm expect to see a lot of tissues next time you walk past a bin.
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Comments (280)
DaKillaMafia 2
And that's one reason why I was my own clothes.
Pelreskovich 11
I was someone else's clothes once.
Branflakes78 13
Wash now was
LoveMay 10
45 - not*
Yak99 0
43- but than he took a......
Enslaved 38
Good for you not making him feel guilty for masturbating. I hope he took it well, hearing it from mom vs his dad. My dad tried to give me the "sex talk at that age". It didn't go well. :P
meggers4408 0
Damn, that's be embarrassing
Cody24485 0
He's 13, why the hell are you doing his laundry, teach him how to clean his own clothes.
Lacie785 0
Well I'm 13, but I'm a girl and even I think that kids in this generation are growing up too fast...
Capt_Awesome137 0
That is very true. They are growing up faster
Person1233 13
If he was having sex with a different girl each week, sure. Masturbation is completely normal for a 13-year old boy. Most do it before that.
TheDrudgeChild 4
Yes, because a body function means growing up too fast? Hey, I'm a girl and began doing that WAY before 13, and I wasn't a *****, nor did I grow up too fast. It's just something natural...
Lacie785 0
Well excuse me for wanting to stay pure
jmalaer 5
I believe I was like 10 or 11, although there is nothing impure about it. It's natural and everyone does it.
DjeePee 25
God, Lacie, grow up. If you don't want to **********, be my guest, hooray for personal choices and free will. But don't say shit à la 'it's not pure', because that sort of idiocracy makes me throw up a little in my head. (ps, people who receive orgasms on a regular base are more happy than those who doesn't) (pps, people who ********** know their body and their pleasures better than those who doesn't)
docscientist 10
63, it has nothing to do with purity. It is simply personal choice.
Epikouros 32
If you want to stay pure, you better stop ********. Shit is way dirtier than cum.
KiraElayne_ 1
People have been masturbating at young ages since, well...forever. I understand that some religions say that masturbating isn't "pure" but I've never heard of people saying masturbating means you're growing up...it doesn't. :P
Calyx_fml 22
Kids are actually growing up too slow! 150 years ago most 13 year old girls would be married and having their first kid.
Haha_no_123 11
#76 so I'm not as happy as other people because i can't get an ******? Well that alone makes me upset......
itzmebri13 0
Yeah I just turned 14 and I totally agree.. And our generation has lots of scumbags and ******.
cassi135t 1
Lacie, if you think kids are growing up too fast, think of this: 13 year old girls wouldn't be wearing about 5 pounds of eyeliner back in the day. (Coughs)
caysters 12
You think it's unnatural and a "sin" to **********? I work in a facility for the developmentally disabled. Most of them have not developed past the preschool age, some haven't even gotten that far. Yet what is one thing they still do? **********. Toddlers do it, children do it, teens do it, and adults do it. It doesn't matter what their mental status is like, they do it. It is completely natural. Maybe if you tried it once in a while, you'd be a little less prudish. Your body is not a sinful thing, people need to stop acting like it is.
yoyowe 4
I'm ten and a boy... I even do that... It's tot totally natural... And for crying out loud you want to be "Pure" no offense but I think you're growing up to SLOW!
Boston_4_Life 3
Well is that awkward or what?!
MrBob96 0
**** in my pants.
simgar98 0
so what.... mine are crispy too...
j_cat187 20
One of the many advantages of boxers
Shadow_Phantom 26
Another FML I just don't see the FML in. I think you should feel happy knowing he's doing it alone, and (hopefully) not trying to do things with other girls at his age.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Yaknow, it'd be nice if you guys could message me on why I was moderated. Really.
Branflakes78 13
I remember those old times!! lol imagine his facial look after she talked to him!