Miscellaneous: Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training....

By Alex - 13/05/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 14:56 - United States

Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML

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By Fluffy - 11/01/2012 12:51 - United States

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2013 17:28 - United States - Dell Rapids

Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML

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By ouch - 25/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML

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By Lily - 09/10/2018 17:30

Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML

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Health is overrated

By Anonymous - 16/03/2022 12:00

Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML

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By Just..why - 25/03/2019 14:00

Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML

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By varsity soccer player - 19/08/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2015 16:34 - Ireland

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

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By king of 8 - 09/05/2021 11:00

Today, on the way to an exam, I got hit by a car. I got back up and limped to class. The teacher wouldn’t let me in because I was 10 seconds late. FML

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Saturday 14 May 2011 1:22

it took you 10 min to run a mile? that's a long time

iAmScrubs 19

Saturday 14 May 2011 1:22

At least you weren't 10 minutes and 1 millisecond.

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locacolloca 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 4:17

YDI for being so stupid and lazy, I can walk a 10 minute mile

josh3847 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 4:17

lol why every hating? the op could be a bet bigger and can't run as fast.

Jsalcedo23 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 6:30

yeah, like you

WeooBeans 14

Saturday 14 May 2011 4:18

That sucks. And it is hard for some people to run a ten minute mile if they have never run before.

l00n3yt00nz 6

Saturday 14 May 2011 4:20

That sucks!:( I ran 2 miles in Cross Country. if that helps any. lol.

Kingkiwi 5

Saturday 14 May 2011 4:20

U MY FRIEND ARE VERY SLOW

IAmAwesome31 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 4:21

thats sucks man

theBadGuy37 9

Saturday 14 May 2011 4:24

You're really complaining about a mile? The Army Physical Fitness Test is 2 miles. And its easy to get under 15 minutes. Quitcherbitchin...

graceanna333 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 4:27

it took my 6:37 to run the mile in my gym class and I'm in 8th grade... lmfao

wakeNmakePIZZA 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 4:27

at least it wasn't 10:01

kmsmith87 2

Saturday 14 May 2011 4:31

suck it up, a mile isn't anything, try running at least 6 miles a week

nicksand 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 4:47

Jsalcedo23 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 6:32

try 2 miles daily

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