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By ouch - 25/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML

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By barebackingit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kanata

Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 14:56 - United States

Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML

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By AccidentalFlasher - 08/01/2016 02:08 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML

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John Tucker would've known what to do.

By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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By Fluffy - 11/01/2012 12:51 - United States

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML

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Whiffy

By Uber Chad - 25/03/2023 10:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML

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By Alex - 13/05/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML

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By RadYoHeaD - 04/12/2008 07:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I went running to the gym on the way to work and I forgot to bring a spare shirt. All I have to wear is a wet white tshirt. FML

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By Poopalipa - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML

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amy1129 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 4:44

If your boobs are small enough that you can FORGET to put a bra on, you probably don't need one for running.

Paigeth 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 4:42

... I have never in my life ever forgotten to wear a bra.

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zach_fml 4

Thursday 26 February 2009 4:42

Hahaha Well then.

Paigeth 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 4:42

... I have never in my life ever forgotten to wear a bra.

justrun23 0

Friday 11 March 2011 15:53

I have! don't ever forget....... it's awful.

LiveLauglove 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 17:57

I have too!! like 3 years ago in math I was sitting there with my arms crossed and something didn't feel right I totally felt my boob. and yep NO BRA! haha, luckily I was done gym for the rest of the year!

maz_irken 6

Tuesday 30 August 2011 3:05

Don't feel bad. In seventh grade once, I forgot to wear a SHIRT! I started to unzipped my jacket and my friend was like WOAW WOAW STOP! It was so embarrassing xD

amy1129 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 4:44

If your boobs are small enough that you can FORGET to put a bra on, you probably don't need one for running.

yoshi1mex 5

Friday 27 May 2011 23:23

Ohhhhh burn!

ermkrmr 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 5:24

I'm twelve and don't forget something as important as that.

whatweaimfor 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:49

138- Why are you on here if you're 12?

acethehusky 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 6:07

I'm 12 too ;)

alliewillie 22

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:34

It has nothing to do with size. I forgot once and I'm a C cup. Don't ASSume.

kissmyass23 6

Monday 17 September 2012 2:46

My thoughts exactly!

GoingCommando93 14

Tuesday 28 October 2014 1:07

@152, that's a big size. Not small, so it doesn't really apply to you.

Arabi 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 4:44

Oh that sucks! Its so awful. Good thing my mom always put my clothes on my bed so I don't forget wearing anything. That's because I am only 11.

albert17 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 7:05

Are you serious? Kindly click the red X at the top of your browser.

JoGeLu 2

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:58

^^^ This

hanhanjr 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 4:05

dude your mom still picks out your clothes at 11?? douche...

redsox4021 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 8:07

ur pathetic not only should u not be on here the fact urMOM STiLL PICKS OUT UR CLOTHES AT 11???? my mom picked out my clothes....WHEN I WAS 5

head2133 12

Wednesday 16 June 2010 6:18

im 12 and I've been picking my clothes since I was like 5

awesomesauceninj 0

Monday 2 August 2010 22:18

ok im 13 ive been picking my clothes since i was like 3... if ppl @ my school found tht out... ud have a broken nose... loserrrrr

Barbourino 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 7:17

because your going to forget your pants right?

jellybeans24 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 23:30

lol but i think she's joking

Moo_Horse 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 20:42

cuz ur mommy doesnt want u to forget ur training bra

BrandOldDucky 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 4:48

It doesnt really matter... unless your really fat. :)

Feklfekl2222 32

Sunday 8 April 2012 1:51

Surprise surprise the profile says they're a mister

emmy_483 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 4:54

Ouch. And I mean that literally. I'm guessing all the other idiots saying it's no big deal are guys. It sucks to run even if you ARE wearing a bra, if it's not a sports bra; plus, the bouncing is... severely embarrassing.

dtao114 0

Monday 7 March 2011 5:43

the word your loooking for is "hot"

piehunter1 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:48

I second this!

kittykat1501 31

Saturday 6 June 2015 15:35

No no no no no no that is NOT hot! It is painful!

aszeroth 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 4:55

that sucks, well if it was a co-ed, well it depends on your age, but you sleep with out a bra?

taylorlynn1125 1

Wednesday 22 September 2010 3:53

Sleeping with a bra on makes your boobs smaller..

lillypilly35 0

Friday 12 November 2010 10:56

why would you sleep with a bra on? it's not good for you and really f*cking uncomfortable? your asleep why do you need to have a bra on? dumb sh*t

TheZarola 10

Monday 31 January 2011 5:14

Sleeping with a bra on doesn't make your boobs smaller and it's not bad for you. It doesn't matter if the OP does or doesn't sleep with her bra on anyway. OP could have taken a quick morning shower and then forgot to put her bra on, so she may or may not sleep with it on.

justrun23 0

Friday 11 March 2011 15:57

and a higher risk of breast cancer cause your boobs can't breathe

maz_irken 6

Tuesday 30 August 2011 3:07

Sleeping with a bra on can actually keep your boobs perkier. They are supported all night while you sleep, so they don't hang down and the skin doesn't have to stretch.