By Ekh0es - 11/4/2021 15:30 - United States - Garfield

Sensual moment

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
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By  bleachedraven  |  12

awkward as fuck & an FML for the woman having the asthma attack.

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By  bleachedraven  |  12

awkward as fuck & an FML for the woman having the asthma attack.

By  Plop  |  12

At this point you should just have doubled down on the harassment:

Her: Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack.
You: Don't you mean an "orgasthma" attack? *wink wink*
Her: No, I mean I can't breath.
You: Yeah, I always leave women breathless like that *wink wink*
Her: Go call my roommate and get the fuck out.
You: Oh, there's gonna be some "fuck" alright *wink wink*