Sensual moment

By Ekh0es - 11/04/2021 15:30 - United States - Garfield

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
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bleachedraven 14

awkward as fuck & an FML for the woman having the asthma attack.

What the fuck? Why would you assume and start kissing her without consent?

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What the fuck? Why would you assume and start kissing her without consent?

You’re fucking joking right? We don’t even know the context. You may well have been through trauma, and that’s terrible. But the entire movement of “how dare you kiss this person. You didn’t have their consent!” is just outrageous. Do we not go based off of mutual respect/space/social cues anymore? I can sure as hell tell you that if your miserable ass were to find someone low enough to go on a date with you, and it was successful and both parties enjoyed themselves, you would undoubtedly find it awkward if they looked at you and said at the end of the night before leaving “I want to kiss you, and I think you want to kiss me, but I will not do that without your grace.” I’m astounded by the stupidity and sensitivity of you people these days.

Unwanted kissing can be a form of unwanted sexual contact. Be more cautious OP cause nobody wants a sexual assault charge

bleachedraven 14

awkward as fuck & an FML for the woman having the asthma attack.

You're a creepy sumbitch... Ask first, homie. And if she says no, you fuck right off.

This is the most awkward thing I've read in ages.

I hope that she ended up, telling you off. You don't ever kiss anyone without their consent.

At this point you should just have doubled down on the harassment: Her: Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack. You: Don't you mean an "orgasthma" attack? *wink wink* Her: No, I mean I can't breath. You: Yeah, I always leave women breathless like that *wink wink* Her: Go call my roommate and get the fuck out. You: Oh, there's gonna be some "fuck" alright *wink wink*

Sounds like she was gettin frothy. Shoulda slipped a digit