Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML
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Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML
Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML
Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML
Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML
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Top comments
Ommis 0
I didnt realize people look at superman's thing. The heck kinda play you in lol?
genius_man16 1
How do they know what the size of Superman's schlong is? Perverts....
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Comments (213)
shirvon100 0
Supermans ego went way down
ManxOnxFire 0
Hahahhahahahahahaha!!! Male enhancement....
losergirl 0
haha yes #59 ftw. XDDD i wish i coulda seen that.
Talia070 0
F your future girlfriends life .
Samabenjamim 0
Hahaha! Did the girls have to stuff their shirts as well?
Ladybug_Mafia 0
Superman is lame anyway. Don't worry about it. The type of people that would want to go to a Superman play to check for genital accuracy are also the type of people whose opinions nobody needs to care about.
siriuslee 0
I just learned something fascinating the other day. Superman's real name "Kal-El" is Hebrew for "Vessel of God."
noshitsherlock 0
NOT a big deal. Many men are "growers" and are tiny soft, and BIG when hard.
HipsterDoofus 0
hahaha, someone said schlong.
Insert_Wit_Here 0
This is actually one of the worst FMLs I've seen, are you serious? It's called a cod-piece, and pretty much anyone who's ever played a superhero in the last 30 years has worn one, including some characters in other genres, like David Bowie's Goblin King in Labyrinth. Shame on no one else mentioning this...