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By charlieday - 21/09/2009 16:34 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend asked if she should get birth control, and of course I said yes, and even offered to pay the 55 dollar fee. She got her physical and pills, then dumped me. I basically paid 55 dollars so that she could sleep with other people. FML
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kratos8217 0

What is it with all the, " I gave them money to gamble or **** around and then they dumped me" fmls? OP: you're better off without her, congrats.

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flyboy57 0

yeah, that sucks. maybe she'll get an STD from all the people she sleeps with.

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kratos8217 0

What is it with all the, " I gave them money to gamble or **** around and then they dumped me" fmls? OP: you're better off without her, congrats.

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anonymous69_fml 0

yes, your ENTIRE life is ****** because of this. **** you and anyone else who thinks website is any good anymore

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flyboy57 0

yeah, that sucks. maybe she'll get an STD from all the people she sleeps with.

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untoldfame 3

Thanks for that, BTW. I didnt want to shell out money for her :) just kidding. thats sucks.

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Glam_fml 0

So you basically paid $55 to get rid of someone who doesn't respect/love you. It doesn't seem like that bad of a deal.

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Mamu1977 0

And, in case you didn't know this, BCPs aren't effective for the first month. So she may still find herself "knocked up" if she wasn't listening to her doctor or pharmacist. If it happens, just sit back and laugh.

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dan91_fml 5

yep. I think I'd sit back and laugh myself

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imblue 0

In the immortal words of Nelson Munts: Haha!

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