Today, my girlfriend asked if she should get birth control, and of course I said yes, and even offered to pay the 55 dollar fee. She got her physical and pills, then dumped me. I basically paid 55 dollars so that she could sleep with other people. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why? Because she wants to use them with the guys she's been cheating on me with. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 4 weeks tried to use sex to manipulate me. After sex, I was blissful and half asleep, which is the time she chose to tell me she has some credit card debt and could I please help her pay it off. £27,000. Yeah, no. Don’t let the door hit you on the way back to the street. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML
Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me, saying she'd started to appreciate herself more with the help of a therapist. That I paid for her to visit. FML
Today, my girlfriend called saying that she wanted to break up because she wasn't into me anymore. Yesterday, I paid $400 to take her to a Red Sox game, so I asked her why she even came with me. She said that she had been talking to her ex-boyfriend, and he said he was going to that game too. FML
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Top comments
kratos8217 0
What is it with all the, " I gave them money to gamble or **** around and then they dumped me" fmls? OP: you're better off without her, congrats.
flyboy57 0
yeah, that sucks. maybe she'll get an STD from all the people she sleeps with.
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Comments (47)
kratos8217 0
What is it with all the, " I gave them money to gamble or **** around and then they dumped me" fmls? OP: you're better off without her, congrats.
dan91_fml 5
totally agree
anonymous69_fml 0
yes, your ENTIRE life is ****** because of this. **** you and anyone else who thinks website is any good anymore
davidmechaly 0
freshpie is god
flyboy57 0
yeah, that sucks. maybe she'll get an STD from all the people she sleeps with.
untoldfame 3
Thanks for that, BTW. I didnt want to shell out money for her :) just kidding. thats sucks.
teqifsha 0
Nobody made you pay. ydi tool.
another_guy 0
is it really so expensive?
Glam_fml 0
So you basically paid $55 to get rid of someone who doesn't respect/love you. It doesn't seem like that bad of a deal.
Mamu1977 0
And, in case you didn't know this, BCPs aren't effective for the first month. So she may still find herself "knocked up" if she wasn't listening to her doctor or pharmacist. If it happens, just sit back and laugh.
dan91_fml 5
yep. I think I'd sit back and laugh myself
imblue 0
In the immortal words of Nelson Munts: Haha!
movies12 0
Well that just SUCKS!!!! FYL for sure.
fmlmystic 4
condoms next time