Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML
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Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML
Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML
Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML
Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML
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Ommis 0
I didnt realize people look at superman's thing. The heck kinda play you in lol?
genius_man16 1
How do they know what the size of Superman's schlong is? Perverts....
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Comments (213)
cactus_fml 0
Well damn, how big is it supposed to be? Are you supposed to go on stage with a boner or something?
funsize003 0
well now the whole audience will think you are hung like a ******* horse! yes! although, the dissapointment when girls actually see your dick might be a problem. I recommend Extenz? :)
awuh_man 0
is this play actually a gay porno? it seems reasonable. O_o
alwaysalady 0
So one of Superman's super powers is to be super long? I didn't know that. But apparntly, we now know about your kyptonite.
F_Y_Comments 0
LOL yes FYL, perhaps girls in the audience would of been impressed. Unless everyone knows by now - I suspect this kind of hilarity soon travels
stlcoplxa39 0
Who do they think you are, Dr. Manhattan?
dinosaursmoo 0
Hey, you can always use male enhancement :D
nu_fml 0
Aw, do not worry, hun. Superman is short for SUPERMANHOOD, thus meaning his penis is nine foot long. He is only rivaled by Solid Snake, who is 12ft long and 4ft wide~ Penis' as big as these guys just wouldn't fit into a regular woman, therefore, with science I conclude, you are probably far more attractive sexually. Good Luck.
Link5794 18
Don't even COMPARE a comic book hero to a video game hero.
ZiggyMorrison 0
you cant really judge a guy from how is dick looks like when its soft your probably a grower not a shower
HailSatan 0
If you're still referring to your package as your 'thing', you're probably not be old enough to possess one big enough.