Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML
Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML
Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML
Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML
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Ommis 0
I didnt realize people look at superman's thing. The heck kinda play you in lol?
genius_man16 1
How do they know what the size of Superman's schlong is? Perverts....
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Comments (213)
DJFender 0
Ouch dude....
coopcas 0
Mayhap superman was compensating for a smaller package with his large assortment of powers. Come on, think about it.
thuryn 2
Meh. It's kinda understandable. Being "Superman" by definition is kind of an unreachable standard. Unless you're walking around stage with a constant woody, I doubt anyone could be "big enough". And if you ARE walking around stage with a constant woody, you should probably see a doctor about that. ;)
Ilovelife07 0
32, a black superman? What would his powers be, the ability to chug 2 liters of orange soda in a single gulp? Deep fry eye lasers? The ability to hail a NYC cab?
michelleissexy 0
No, if he was black at least get it right... Grape Kool-Aid!!
FBIWarning 0
lol go buy EXTENZ bro
lifesucks210 0
HA! maybe you should start looking into those emails for penis enlargement pills that everyone gets :)
jm88 0
Bombasting a crotch for tights has been going on since Shakespeare, son. It's fine =)
plexico 4
If you didn't do it, they'd call you Super. . . er . . . man?!
Emma_91 0
ouch. XD
LchTessMnstr 3
Lol. Well, I don't think any guy can expect to live up to Superman's anaconda. Most of us women won't expect that from you. (but if it were possible, we wouldn't complain, lol.)