Miscellaneous: Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on...

By superman_not - 10/06/2009 15:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML

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By oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

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By me - 12/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML

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By EmmaleeSupertramp - 14/02/2014 03:16 - United States

Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 12:00

Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML

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By spandex - 24/03/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML

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By AccidentalFlasher - 08/01/2016 02:08 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:28 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML

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By commando - 27/09/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML

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By smiles - 03/12/2014 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I asked my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling him why I needed them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are not coming off anytime soon. FML

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Ommis 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:53

I didnt realize people look at superman's thing. The heck kinda play you in lol?

genius_man16 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:57

How do they know what the size of Superman's schlong is? Perverts....

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DJFender 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:22

Ouch dude....

coopcas 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:27

Mayhap superman was compensating for a smaller package with his large assortment of powers. Come on, think about it.

thuryn 2

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:27

Meh. It's kinda understandable. Being "Superman" by definition is kind of an unreachable standard. Unless you're walking around stage with a constant woody, I doubt anyone could be "big enough". And if you ARE walking around stage with a constant woody, you should probably see a doctor about that. ;)

Ilovelife07 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:28

32, a black superman? What would his powers be, the ability to chug 2 liters of orange soda in a single gulp? Deep fry eye lasers? The ability to hail a NYC cab?

michelleissexy 0

Monday 2 January 2012 5:50

No, if he was black at least get it right... Grape Kool-Aid!!

FBIWarning 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:30

lol go buy EXTENZ bro

lifesucks210 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:37

HA! maybe you should start looking into those emails for penis enlargement pills that everyone gets :)

jm88 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:39

Bombasting a crotch for tights has been going on since Shakespeare, son. It's fine =)

plexico 3

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:41

If you didn't do it, they'd call you Super. . . er . . . man?!

Emma_91 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:42

ouch. XD

LchTessMnstr 3

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:43

Lol. Well, I don't think any guy can expect to live up to Superman's anaconda. Most of us women won't expect that from you. (but if it were possible, we wouldn't complain, lol.)