Health and Ironic: Ironic

Ironic

By AnotherCrazyCatLady - 17/06/2021 09:31 - Australia - Strathalbyn

Today, I found out that I have Dysarthria, a condition where you can't pronounce certain words. I can't even pronounce the condition. FML

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diraven 15

Tuesday 22 June 2021 4:28

But I can't say Sylvester, George. If you're old like me you'll get it

Yummi_913 18

Friday 18 June 2021 20:26

Don't feel bad. My sister can't even pronounce "the" or "three" etc. She has no condition.

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Yummi_913 18

Friday 18 June 2021 20:26

Don't feel bad. My sister can't even pronounce "the" or "three" etc. She has no condition.

diraven 15

Tuesday 22 June 2021 4:28

But I can't say Sylvester, George. If you're old like me you'll get it

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