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By superman_not - 10/06/2009 15:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML

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By oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

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By me - 12/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML

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By EmmaleeSupertramp - 14/02/2014 03:16 - United States

Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 12:00

Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML

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By spandex - 24/03/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML

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By AccidentalFlasher - 08/01/2016 02:08 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:28 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML

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By commando - 27/09/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML

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By smiles - 03/12/2014 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I asked my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling him why I needed them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are not coming off anytime soon. FML

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Ommis 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:53

I didnt realize people look at superman's thing. The heck kinda play you in lol?

genius_man16 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:57

How do they know what the size of Superman's schlong is? Perverts....

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seancliffy 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:03

hey its allright, no one can live up to superman!

dis_ooglie_nena 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:06

lol...damn...so dats really nt sayin much for u!!..lmao...j/k...bt DEFINITELY...fyl!

thedarthcow 9

Thursday 11 April 2013 8:38

your comment gave me cancer

TheZephyrSon 3

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:08

LMAO

bishoprsv2 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:09

Another reason why I don't act. You always end up embarassing yourself...

kingbeau 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:11

Um... so? If you look at http://members.tripod.com/cariart/Superman4large.jpg, you'll notice that the later actors have their crotches stuffed too... For some reason, over time, someone decided that superman needed a super package (the old ones don't have it)... So its not that your package is too small, its just the way the costume is, you stuff the crotch just like you should have stuffed all the muscles.. Whining about it is like whining that you don't have heat vision, which is pretty much just ridiculous. Also, the fact that the first conclusion you jumped to is that they stuffed your crotch because you have a tiny package suggests that you actually do have a tiny package.... well done....

BaldOuting 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:15

well superman is a super - man. so he needs a super penis.

MsMegaroo 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:18

Weeeellll...in my opinion you should hav realized beforehand that your package is not large enough so that you could stuff it yourself. It would have improved evryones impression of you...hence boosting your confidence Also would have saved you the embarrassment!!!!!