Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML
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Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML
Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML
Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML
Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML
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Ommis 0
I didnt realize people look at superman's thing. The heck kinda play you in lol?
genius_man16 1
How do they know what the size of Superman's schlong is? Perverts....
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Comments (213)
seancliffy 0
hey its allright, no one can live up to superman!
dis_ooglie_nena 0
lol...damn...so dats really nt sayin much for u!!..lmao...j/k...bt DEFINITELY...fyl!
thedarthcow 9
your comment gave me cancer
TheZephyrSon 3
LMAO
bishoprsv2 0
Another reason why I don't act. You always end up embarassing yourself...
kingbeau 0
Um... so? If you look at http://members.tripod.com/cariart/Superman4large.jpg, you'll notice that the later actors have their crotches stuffed too... For some reason, over time, someone decided that superman needed a super package (the old ones don't have it)... So its not that your package is too small, its just the way the costume is, you stuff the crotch just like you should have stuffed all the muscles.. Whining about it is like whining that you don't have heat vision, which is pretty much just ridiculous. Also, the fact that the first conclusion you jumped to is that they stuffed your crotch because you have a tiny package suggests that you actually do have a tiny package.... well done....
BaldOuting 0
well superman is a super - man. so he needs a super penis.
MsMegaroo 0
Weeeellll...in my opinion you should hav realized beforehand that your package is not large enough so that you could stuff it yourself. It would have improved evryones impression of you...hence boosting your confidence Also would have saved you the embarrassment!!!!!
dem54 0
finally a decent fml !
nicelyjohnson 0
don't worry about it, comic book packages are always over-exxagerated lol
yuyo_fml 0
then i think superman should be black