Rush of gas

By Fart queen - 05/12/2022 04:00

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heard to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Let's just keep that between you and us. Honesty is not the best policy.

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tiptoppc 19

My wife has queefed and farted. I’ve at least farted. Sex can be awkward sometimes. Anyone knows that sometimes, during sex, some things can slip out, some absurd things can happen and it’s all the beauty of the invulnerability that you both are in that makes natural. Just lean back, go with the flow and don’t be embarrassed. It isn’t a show stopper, unless you summon the spirit of the golgothan in the smell. Then again, some people are into that…

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RichardPencil 30

Let's just keep that between you and us. Honesty is not the best policy.

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tiptoppc 19

My wife has queefed and farted. I’ve at least farted. Sex can be awkward sometimes. Anyone knows that sometimes, during sex, some things can slip out, some absurd things can happen and it’s all the beauty of the invulnerability that you both are in that makes natural. Just lean back, go with the flow and don’t be embarrassed. It isn’t a show stopper, unless you summon the spirit of the golgothan in the smell. Then again, some people are into that…

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LSMVAT 6

Stroke of luck that there was no smell I’m actually more impressed that you managed to hold it together and soldier on. I would have been dying laughing

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