By Anonymous - 04/08/2010 10:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to moisturise my dog's testicles because they got sunburnt. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1

lol. It rubs the lotion on the skin... I bet your dog will never look at you the same.

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WiseGuy79 14

Who diagnoses sun burnt balls?? Op - Hi doc my dog has been hurting today... Vet - Well it seems his nuts are burnt to a crisp! Op - Oh no! Vet - Take this cream and apply on the sack region 3 times daily Remember to rub in a clockwise motion... Op - Oh u gotta be kidding me FML

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DevilDoll 0

hahaha! nice(: "remember to rub in a clockwise motion." ******* hilarious(: and OP that really sucks.(: if he could do it himself he would(; lol but, seriously you should cut his balls off. :)

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EBrennan 0

it's your dog sometimes you have to do things you don't want to, especially with a son. but you do it anyway.

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Residence_fml 4

How can your dog's nuts be sunburned?? Did he lay on his back for such a long time? Which MOST dogs don't do for THAT long, and even so, if it would get too warm he/she would go out of the sun so the chance of getting sunburned is even smaller. YDI for probably creating no shadow for your dog to lay in.

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TexasGerman 0

Redrocket dog! redrocket!! lol south park, gotta love it. but ydi for actually putting lotion on the dogs nuts. let the dog learn it's lesson for sun tanning it's balls.

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MeB4u 0

It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.

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imright24 0

bull. anyone with a dog knows they'd just lick it off as soon as you were done anyway.

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dickster 0

I bet you loved every second of it.

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HKgirl 0

If your dog was neutered, neither of you would have this problem.

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ktbird 0

This. This. This. Agreed 100000 times over.

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goonie85 0

Negative. A 10 year old dog or a 1 pound dog can get neutered. I'm not sure what the logic is here. Why would a dog NOT get neutered because of age or size? Unless he already has prostate or testicular cancer and it's a moot point and the damage is already done I'm not sure what you mean by this statement^^^^^. I've neutered a 1.5 pound chihuahua with retained testicles and a 14 year old Belgian Malinois with scrotal torsions. I fail to see when it's inappropriate when there's so many homeless dogs and irresposible "breeders" out there.

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DustyStorm 16

I've never heard that before....vets certainly want them after a certain age, most commonly after their first heat, only. And size isn't dependent upon their nut sack.... :P Spay and neuter! Spay and neuter! Spay and neuter! Toooooooo many animals out there that don't have good homes because someone thought it couldn't be done on animals due to their growth.... :P And is that a beer breed? Lager breeders...

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FukeT_ 10

They still have the skin flap there so it woulda got burnt anyways

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