Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some friends. During the movie, I really needed to pee but didn’t want to disturb anyone. So, I waited and waited. Finally, I couldn’t hold it anymore and bolted to the bathroom… only to get locked out of the theater in the process. The staff had to escort me back in during the end credits. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
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TinyEMT 6
I would say you deserve it, but we don't know the circumstances here. So in the nicest way possible, let this be motivation to lose weight. Do it the healthy way and you can only benefit. Good luck! :)
AngrehPirate 0
If I'm honest it's a YDI, although the seats could be small in general...
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Shinobi_1991 4
You know what? I have the same problem! And, it's not because I have a little extra weight. I'm almost 7' tall. My knees hit the chair in front of me 99% of the time in Movie Theaters, since there is no room. I've given up on going to all but 1 of the Movie Theaters near me, that's how bad it is.
papasnbeer 0
That sucks, so I guess u had to walk out with ur jumbo popcorn in one hand and ur jumbo soda in the other. I bet it was a long exhausting walk to ur car.
graphicstyle7 17
Well, speaking as someone who was over 300 pounds about four years ago (and have been overweight most of my life), lost most of it, and kept it off these past years... I have two things to say. 1. People with low self-esteem love picking on the fat. Ignore them in every way possible. 2. Really, I lost it just by concentrating on eating as healthy as I could, walking when I could, and coming to trust and accept myself. Being a normal weight is not a magic cure-all (as some people think it is) but it takes you out of the radar range of stupid jerks who get off on putting others down.
lizardninja 0
I'm sorry OP but I suspect you may need to adopt a healthier lifestyle
MickGold 8
If you are just obese: YDI. Go on a diet. Work out. Quit sitting on your ass watching movies all the time. If you have a disease: I'm terribly sorry for the first part of my comment and I hope God walks with you through your possible struggle. :)
ISMUGGLEMIDGETZ 3
Wow that's just... Ok eat healthy and excersize!
DanniMal87 3
i am shocked and disgusted by how many negative comments there are here. insulting someone is not going to help. try encouraging and being positive for once. that said...good luck op on becoming healthy.
lisamarie3531 0
I only said you deserve it just to be 3001 lol
j_cat187 19
Maybe you should have gone to the gym instead?
darkmis1 17
Even if OP has a medical issue, I still couldn't say FYL. Why? Because even people with medical issues can exercise, and only laziness would cause you to gain so much weight that you can't fit in a chair.
ryanisexy 5
My mom has a thiroid disorder thar makes it extremely hard to loose weight. She rode on a bicycle 450km over 3 days ad didn't loose anything. Ttue story
NotAlwaysRight 11
My mom was 80 lbs overweight bc she had kidney disease and needed dialysis. She didn't lose the water weight until she switched the type of dialysis she was on. And she barely ate. Also because of other conditions (cancer, liver disease, and very low blood pressure) she couldn't exercise.