Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some friends. During the movie, I really needed to pee but didn’t want to disturb anyone. So, I waited and waited. Finally, I couldn’t hold it anymore and bolted to the bathroom… only to get locked out of the theater in the process. The staff had to escort me back in during the end credits. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
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TinyEMT 6
I would say you deserve it, but we don't know the circumstances here. So in the nicest way possible, let this be motivation to lose weight. Do it the healthy way and you can only benefit. Good luck! :)
AngrehPirate 0
If I'm honest it's a YDI, although the seats could be small in general...
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LostTragedy 7
So many people are judgemental on here! When someone's overweight, it's not always because of overeating. I'm personally overweight because of pills I had to take related to a sickness I have. My mum's overweight because of her prescription she used to have and she's in so much pain she can't sit up in bed most days, therefore is unable to burn off the calories. It's funny. People look at someone that is fat and jump to the conclusion that 'they should quit pigging out at McDonalds.' I'm an 18 year old girl, and unable to lose weight. Seriously. It sucks and it makes it worse when people judge me. So don't judge the OP you never know what's going on.
Sucks3 0
... to combat the problem... is what got cut off... however, im not saying this isn't still their fault that they are fat because there are still personal choices they made. My weight and diet is a daily struggle but I'm determined to stay healthy. People need to stop acting like a victim of obesity or medical problem because there is always something you can do. Even if you are poor... there are inexpensive ways to swing it. trust me, I know because I don't make very much
Sucks3 0
diet is 80% of weight loss/maintenance. just because you have a physical limitation, doesn't mean you have to gain weight.
Sucks3 0
diet is 80% of weight loss/maintenance. just because you have a physical limitation, doesn't mean you have to gain weight.
Platfoot 0
did you ate the popcorn?
wwwsss 0
So you are fat. That's on you, don't act like you didn't see it coming as you got dressed and over time realized you were buying bigger and bigger pants sizes. if its a medical condition you should change your diet and exercise habits to suit the situation. but you didn't get that big over night. and it's those who tell you it's ok that are killing you. along with that food intake of yours. And now I just hope all the fat bashing you received on here does not make you want to off yourself and use this for an excuse because people can be very harsh these days with out caring. I hope you take the positive road and hit the pavement. not by jumping out of a window but 1 foot in front of the other. judging by how big you sound take it slow for the first month and don't be embarrassed. tell yourself atleast you are trying. I just lost 30 lbs myself. so I know the feeling of joy when you push through to your goals. you should too
mcsquanch 0
U fat degenerate. Go for a jog. Fat people make me sick
whatsyourproblem_fml 14
If it makes you sick, then don't comment. You don't have to be rude.
starxshine 0
I have to workout twice as hard as the average person because my anti-seizure medication causes me to gain weight. Although I have a legitimate reason as to why I could be fat, I choose to work harder to maintain my healthy weight.
chilly012 3
Zingggg
duncanbaseball 0
Good job fatty. You should have been at the gym instead of the movies.