Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some friends. During the movie, I really needed to pee but didn’t want to disturb anyone. So, I waited and waited. Finally, I couldn’t hold it anymore and bolted to the bathroom… only to get locked out of the theater in the process. The staff had to escort me back in during the end credits. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
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TinyEMT 6
I would say you deserve it, but we don't know the circumstances here. So in the nicest way possible, let this be motivation to lose weight. Do it the healthy way and you can only benefit. Good luck! :)
AngrehPirate 0
If I'm honest it's a YDI, although the seats could be small in general...
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Comments (372)
CradleLeena 0
O.O I didnt think that was possible...
ilovemikeal 1
God damn, I am one thoroughly unlikeable piece of excrement. My personality is more repulsive than any amount of redundant protoplasm, and you bet I'll act deeply offended when I'm force-fed my own vulgarity! Ahaha, anyway it's been great guys, but my mom's making me do the laundry now, so I gotta get going. :D
fml_gurl_12 5
Well I Look At People Like YOU In Disgust.
bradykutz 0
Awh im sorry. Dont worry theature seats are small
linkinpark98 23
For starters, how about going for the popcorn without butter? :)
fml_gurl_12 5
Why don't you people quit picking on the person, so what if they can't fit in the seats at least they don't make themselves throw up after eating every day or just stop eating at all to look like you people. And today's generation is filled with overweight people, telling them to "get off their fat lazy asses" isn't going to make them feel any better about themselves, and maybe they are so depressed they turn to food, well i think everyone has turned to food once in their lives, some people just have more self control over it than others. So why don't you people quit picking on people you know nothing about.
Bootle 10
You struggle to fit in movie theater seats too, don't you?
stevenmx86 7
Wow Ydi.. Get off of your ass instead of sitting around watching movies..
linkinpark98 23
I agree.
laughingirl29 0
I know someone that's 490 and can't fit in the sets either don't feel bad.
Bootle 10
I don't quite understand what you're point is here. Sooo lots of people are fat so it's acceptable? Or are you saying there are fatter people than this guy, so he can feel better about himself? Or maybe you're saying that hey, someone who weighs 490 pounds doesn't fit in a movie seat, imagine that! None of these scenarios make a very heartening point for him or for the world we live in.
handsfree 2
Wow... I'm speechless
NoKittyMyPotPie 3
It's your fault. Lose weight.
The_Be4r 3
Love seeing the judgemental people giving "advice" on how to lose weight. Who cares? The guy didn't come here to learn how to lose weight... It's a FML story. Also might be me, but I don't see the point in judging people and telling them how to live their life. If someone is overweight, they probably don't need other people to point that out. Also I'm also sure they know what to do if they want to lose weight. Idiots.