Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some friends. During the movie, I really needed to pee but didn’t want to disturb anyone. So, I waited and waited. Finally, I couldn’t hold it anymore and bolted to the bathroom… only to get locked out of the theater in the process. The staff had to escort me back in during the end credits. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
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TinyEMT 6
I would say you deserve it, but we don't know the circumstances here. So in the nicest way possible, let this be motivation to lose weight. Do it the healthy way and you can only benefit. Good luck! :)
AngrehPirate 0
If I'm honest it's a YDI, although the seats could be small in general...
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Comments (372)
Tez122 6
u coulda used the floor!
justpeachy5 0
LOL ew . FYL ...
richieflow 3
That ***** rough but ya theres luck for ya
tattoomommy10 0
reading this fml made me think of girl I went to school with. she was a little on the big side but her ass was huge.. so maybe op has a big ass
jad07 0
Let me guess you had popcorn with extra extra extra butter didn't you? Maybe you should start there.
Spazz420 7
I bet when u left u were carrying a big bag of popcorn and some kind of chocolate..... Try GSP's RushFit and u will fit the seats in no time!
hilary56 0
The vow I'm assuming..
richieflow 3
That ***** rough but ya theres luck for ya
apcchickx3 3
Usually when people post their FMLS they include specifics as to why it's ironic or whatever. "I had to leave the theatre because I couldn't fit in the seats.....I have so-so medical conditon. FML." To me, IN MY PERSONAL OPINION, "I had to leave because I couldn't fit their seats and I'm going to wait for the dvd" sounds like he/she is laughing at their own weight problem. Either way it was meant to be funny!
yaoifreak 8
Ohh wow I would hate people staring the most