Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some friends. During the movie, I really needed to pee but didn’t want to disturb anyone. So, I waited and waited. Finally, I couldn’t hold it anymore and bolted to the bathroom… only to get locked out of the theater in the process. The staff had to escort me back in during the end credits. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
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TinyEMT 6
I would say you deserve it, but we don't know the circumstances here. So in the nicest way possible, let this be motivation to lose weight. Do it the healthy way and you can only benefit. Good luck! :)
AngrehPirate 0
If I'm honest it's a YDI, although the seats could be small in general...
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Comments (372)
ganjaone 2
Lay off the big macs!
sickenedwinter86 0
YDI simply for still buying DVDs and not Blu Rays
bubo_fml 10
**** it, sit on the floor in the asile...More leg room, you can curl up w/a pillow & blanket & if you get stuck to the floor, make it a double feature...You win all around!
AK10bears 0
My friend, over my 52 trips around the sun, I too have had some weight troubles. And found it ain't really that hard to beat! Eat better! Eat less!!! And get out and move! You don't have to get all crazy about it! Just move your body every day and more then the day before.
ryanisexy 5
Now thats one less fattening thing gone!
marisadc79 0
It's very possible you have a legitimate medical issue that could be the cause of you being overweight assuming that your weight was the factor here for not being able to fit in the seat. If so sadly not much can usually be done. If your weight is the issue and it's not a medical reason causing it use this as motivation to lose some weight. If you want to be healthy and live a long life then do it for yourself. For all the people on here leaving terribly cruel and mean fat jokes I'm sorry. There's no excuse for things like that except people can be so very cruel and inconsiderate of others. Remember none of them are perfect. Sorry you couldn't see your movie and I hope it hits DVD for you soon. To those who left helpful comments thumbs up to you all who have hearts. Before anyone says what I've already seen here says I must be fat because I'm being supportive think again.
heelsanonymous 1
**** all the haters and their fat jokes, everyone has feelings too, im sorry that happened to you boo
texashater75 16
I didn't read that the OP said they were too fat to fit in the seat. Maybe he/she was just too tall. I know sometimes I have trouble sitting for a long movie because of the little leg room between rows, and I'm not even that tall.
emilyjgraham 34
damnit, I voted down when it was meant to be up :/ i have that issue as I'm tall but luckily for me I'm rather flexible so I can sit comfortably, op may not be so lucky! nothing worse than your legs being squashed up against the back of someone else's chair!
ohmybobbert 16
You cannot be "too tall" to fit into the seat. OP would have said that, which means it was their weight. Being "too tall" would mean that you can fit into the sale at, but your legs wouldn't fit.
meruu_2005 1
Well if the seats are small that sucks
MrsUresti 8
:(
studdmuffin1990 7
What's the :( supposed to mean?
MrsUresti 8
It means how sad poor OP :( Get it???? Lol
McDonaldsworker 4
lol I get it! :( Or :) & Mcd's = :| I'm McHating it! :|