Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some friends. During the movie, I really needed to pee but didn’t want to disturb anyone. So, I waited and waited. Finally, I couldn’t hold it anymore and bolted to the bathroom… only to get locked out of the theater in the process. The staff had to escort me back in during the end credits. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
TinyEMT 6
I would say you deserve it, but we don't know the circumstances here. So in the nicest way possible, let this be motivation to lose weight. Do it the healthy way and you can only benefit. Good luck! :)
AngrehPirate 0
If I'm honest it's a YDI, although the seats could be small in general...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (372)
heyred 11
Maybe OP is too tall?
Srob 0
People here are to harsh they dont know the situation they cant judge
frizbycatch 7
Damn..... I hope it wasn't a very good movie.
newmandotcom 6
YDI for wasting money on a movie ticket. Wait til it comes out in DVD. Pay the price of a movie ticket plus snacks and watch it as many times as you want. That's what I do. Besides, why would I pay $15 to take a nap in public? I sleep much better at home.
RhymeTyme 3
The only people That defend fatty people Are fatties themselves
SoultheWolf 19
I have no idea how fat you are, but I do know that the chairs in Canada, and not just in movies, are smaller then normal. But if you had to leave early then it was more then just a tight fit. The chairs in some places in Canada, especially on the rides are the carnival, are tight even for me, but I just take the slight uncomfortableness to sit through and do what I came there for. If you had paid for the movie then why run off? You should've gone to the back and stood, or even go to the very bottom and sit on the floor.
cellochick 0
That sucks
neverdrinkSODA 12
you could try shoveling a smaller quantity of groceries down your maw
inlove72 11
Boy you are finee
sarahrocrocrocks 5
ummm....arent those chairs like fricken HUGE?? well they are in the us idk bout canada
asherah14 7
I don't know where you're from in the US but where I live the movie theater seats are average size to small and uncomfortable. I'm 5'9 and around 180, my husband is also 5'9 and around 150. We both occasionally find movie theater seats to be uncomfortable.
Jirekianu2 19
I'm curious as to how small these seats are or how big the OP is. I weighed close to 400 at one point and I was able to fit in movie theater seats without too much issue.