By vw - 20/02/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I was talking to my grandpa while he was gardening outside. Suddenly I feel this hard, salty thing fly into my mouth and I spit it out. It turned out to be a beetle. My grandpa takes one look at the beetle and says, "Well, at least that poor bug finally got you to shut up." FML
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texashater75 16
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Maybe you should take that as a hint and quit bugging your grandpa.

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tmd4L 7
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Better than something else hard and salty.

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texashater75 16
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Maybe you should take that as a hint and quit bugging your grandpa.

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K_kanaka 26

I can honestly say that my grandpa would do the exact same thing to me. -__-

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ScaughtieHolden 11
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Pun intended #1?

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mccaincracker 6
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Anyone read it as "then HIS hard salty thing flew Into my mouth", or just me? xD

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Ardos 3

I see what u did there #1

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buck33 14
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27 - Just you.

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n_epic_fail 14

I read hard and salty and thought "op, what the fuck... With grandpa?!"

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jonriise18 3
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Yea, I thought this was going to a very dark place when it said, "hard salty thing flew in my mouth".

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linkinpark98 23

Ah, gotta love grandpas. :)

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leprechaun23 15

They say what they think and dont care who hears

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zack11742 7
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Ya my grandpa would do the same shit

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pslcdsl 9
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Gotta love your pappy :)

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Marcelb 17
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Your grandpa is funny. And learn to shut up! :P

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Pentium_4 27
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it's always kind of surprising when an old person says something like that, but they know they can get away with it, which makes it hilarious

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Biglaxboss63 0
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Maby u were going to say somthin bad so god threw a beatle into ur mouth to make u stop befor embarising anyone At least it wasnt a vw beatle

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ScaughtieHolden 11
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Which Beatle? You don't have that many choices here. :[ R.I.P. John Lennon & George Harrison.

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bubbywaldo 0
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isn't it difficult and time consuming to intentionally spell every word so horribly?

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breezyblue33 19

You need to turn your autocorrect back on. 0__o

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gossipgirl3_fml 2
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*maybe *you *something *beetle *your *you *before *embarrassing *beetle

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bettyc4 26

Extra protein ;)

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marinus_fml 19
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Always a good thing!

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Dirty_Minded_FML 2
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Respect your elders. Always

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wittygirl 8
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What jerk would thumb down your comment. When it's true... Damn Commies!

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sjaytee 6
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How was OP disrespecting their elders? Idiot

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tmd4L 7
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Better than something else hard and salty.

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danivolley64 10

i thought the same thing xD sorry OP stop buggin ur grandpa

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b0ngs 7

Your grandpa should appriciate that you're spending time with him. Most kids dont nowadays. But the beetle thing is disgusting

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choshaki 8
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Your grandpa is so cute! Maybe you should consider talking less next time..

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