Today, I was talking to my grandpa while he was gardening outside. Suddenly I feel this hard, salty thing fly into my mouth and I spit it out. It turned out to be a beetle. My grandpa takes one look at the beetle and says, "Well, at least that poor bug finally got you to shut up." FML
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texashater75
| 16
Maybe you should take that as a hint and quit bugging your grandpa.
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tmd4L
| 7
Better than something else hard and salty.
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texashater75
| 16
Maybe you should take that as a hint and quit bugging your grandpa.
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K_kanaka
| 26
I can honestly say that my grandpa would do the exact same thing to me. -__-
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
Pun intended #1?
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mccaincracker
| 6
Anyone read it as "then HIS hard salty thing flew Into my mouth", or just me? xD
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Ardos
| 3
I see what u did there #1
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buck33
| 14
27 - Just you.
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n_epic_fail
| 14
I read hard and salty and thought "op, what the fuck... With grandpa?!"
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jonriise18
| 3
Yea, I thought this was going to a very dark place when it said, "hard salty thing flew in my mouth".
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linkinpark98
| 23
Ah, gotta love grandpas. :)
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leprechaun23
| 15
They say what they think and dont care who hears
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zack11742
| 7
Ya my grandpa would do the same shit
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pslcdsl
| 9
Gotta love your pappy :)
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Marcelb
| 17
Your grandpa is funny.
And learn to shut up! :P
And learn to shut up! :P
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Pentium_4
| 26
it's always kind of surprising when an old person says something like that, but they know they can get away with it, which makes it hilarious
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Biglaxboss63
| 0
Maby u were going to say somthin bad so god threw a beatle into ur mouth to make u stop befor embarising anyone
At least it wasnt a vw beatle
At least it wasnt a vw beatle
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
Which Beatle? You don't have that many choices here. :[ R.I.P. John Lennon & George Harrison.
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bubbywaldo
| 0
isn't it difficult and time consuming to intentionally spell every word so horribly?
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breezyblue33
| 19
You need to turn your autocorrect back on. 0__o
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gossipgirl3_fml
| 2
*maybe *you *something *beetle *your *you *before *embarrassing *beetle
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bethyc4
| 26
Extra protein ;)
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marinus_fml
| 19
Always a good thing!
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Dirty_Minded_FML
| 2
Respect your elders. Always
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wittygirl
| 8
What jerk would thumb down your comment. When it's true... Damn Commies!
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sjaytee
| 6
How was OP disrespecting their elders? Idiot
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tmd4L
| 7
Better than something else hard and salty.
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danivolley64
| 10
i thought the same thing xD sorry OP stop buggin ur grandpa
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b0ngs
| 7
Your grandpa should appriciate that you're spending time with him. Most kids dont nowadays. But the beetle thing is disgusting
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choshaki
| 8
Your grandpa is so cute! Maybe you should consider talking less next time..