FML : Today, I was talking to my grandpa while he was gardening outside. Suddenly I feel this hard, salty thing fly into my mouth and I spit it out. It turned...

Today, I was talking to my grandpa while he was gardening outside. Suddenly I feel this hard, salty thing fly into my mouth and I spit it out. It turned out to be a beetle. My grandpa takes one look at the beetle and says, "Well, at least that poor bug finally got you to shut up." FML

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You deserved it

By vw - / Monday 20 February 2012 05:05 / United States

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By texashater75 | 16

#4059969 - Monday 20 February 2012 12:00

Maybe you should take that as a hint and quit bugging your grandpa.

By tmd4L | 7

#4060023 - Monday 20 February 2012 12:15

Better than something else hard and salty.

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By texashater75 | 16

#4059969 - Monday 20 February 2012 12:00

Maybe you should take that as a hint and quit bugging your grandpa.

K_kanaka | 26

#4060078 - Monday 20 February 2012 12:33

I can honestly say that my grandpa would do the exact same thing to me. -__-

ScaughtieHolden | 11

#4060108 - Monday 20 February 2012 12:43

Pun intended #1?

mccaincracker | 6

#4060194 - Monday 20 February 2012 13:21

Anyone read it as "then HIS hard salty thing flew Into my mouth", or just me? xD

Ardos | 3

#4060299 - Monday 20 February 2012 14:11

I see what u did there #1

buck33 | 14

#4061195 - Monday 20 February 2012 18:08

27 - Just you.

n_epic_fail | 14

#4062036 - Monday 20 February 2012 20:33

I read hard and salty and thought "op, what the fuck... With grandpa?!"

jonriise18 | 3

#4062389 - Monday 20 February 2012 21:32

Yea, I thought this was going to a very dark place when it said, "hard salty thing flew in my mouth".

By linkinpark98 | 23

#4059971 - Monday 20 February 2012 12:00

Ah, gotta love grandpas. :)

leprechaun23 | 15

#4060325 - Monday 20 February 2012 14:19

They say what they think and dont care who hears

zack11742 | 7

#4060826 - Monday 20 February 2012 16:51

Ya my grandpa would do the same shit

pslcdsl | 9

#4062105 - Monday 20 February 2012 20:45

Gotta love your pappy :)

By Marcelb | 17

#4059973 - Monday 20 February 2012 12:01

Your grandpa is funny.
And learn to shut up! :P

By Pentium_4 | 26

#4059986 - Monday 20 February 2012 12:03

it's always kind of surprising when an old person says something like that, but they know they can get away with it, which makes it hilarious

By Biglaxboss63 | 0

#4059989 - Monday 20 February 2012 12:04

Maby u were going to say somthin bad so god threw a beatle into ur mouth to make u stop befor embarising anyone

At least it wasnt a vw beatle

ScaughtieHolden | 11

#4060119 - Monday 20 February 2012 12:47

Which Beatle? You don't have that many choices here. :[ R.I.P. John Lennon & George Harrison.

bubbywaldo | 0

#4060243 - Monday 20 February 2012 13:42

isn't it difficult and time consuming to intentionally spell every word so horribly?

breezyblue33 | 19

#4060519 - Monday 20 February 2012 15:46

You need to turn your autocorrect back on. 0__o

gossipgirl3_fml | 2

#4061300 - Monday 20 February 2012 18:38

*maybe *you *something *beetle *your *you *before *embarrassing *beetle

By bethyc4 | 26

#4059991 - Monday 20 February 2012 12:05

Extra protein ;)

marinus_fml | 19

#4060182 - Monday 20 February 2012 13:16

Always a good thing!

By Dirty_Minded_FML | 2

#4060001 - Monday 20 February 2012 12:07

Respect your elders. Always

wittygirl | 8

#4060746 - Monday 20 February 2012 16:28

What jerk would thumb down your comment. When it's true... Damn Commies!

sjaytee | 6

#4062206 - Monday 20 February 2012 21:00

How was OP disrespecting their elders? Idiot

By tmd4L | 7

#4060023 - Monday 20 February 2012 12:15

Better than something else hard and salty.

danivolley64 | 10

#4061127 - Monday 20 February 2012 17:52

i thought the same thing xD sorry OP stop buggin ur grandpa

By b0ngs | 7

#4060053 - Monday 20 February 2012 12:20

Your grandpa should appriciate that you're spending time with him. Most kids dont nowadays. But the beetle thing is disgusting

By choshaki | 8

#4060057 - Monday 20 February 2012 12:21

Your grandpa is so cute! Maybe you should consider talking less next time..

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