Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some friends. During the movie, I really needed to pee but didn’t want to disturb anyone. So, I waited and waited. Finally, I couldn’t hold it anymore and bolted to the bathroom… only to get locked out of the theater in the process. The staff had to escort me back in during the end credits. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
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TinyEMT 6
I would say you deserve it, but we don't know the circumstances here. So in the nicest way possible, let this be motivation to lose weight. Do it the healthy way and you can only benefit. Good luck! :)
AngrehPirate 0
If I'm honest it's a YDI, although the seats could be small in general...
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some_girl9 8
So that's your solution? Just going to wait for it to come out on DVD so you can sit around at home and let yourself expand more. If you were smart, you'd take this as a wake up call. YDI and you have no one to blame but yourself.
samarch0079 0
I'm on 18 different meds for my medical probs & I can say for a fact that it is HARD to not gain weight on some of them. Besides those damn seats are too small anyways, so are roller coasters and airplane seats!!
zizoooooooo 4
man. may God help you.
dbpowell 2
Y'all are some rude BITCHES! So what if your skinny or fat? Everyone is made the way they are for a reason and no matter how tall short fat or skinny your still BEAUTIFUL the way you are!
Bootle 10
Noooo, you're just too fat for them.
irritatedone 5
Well look at the bright side. At least when you get up to use the restroom partway through the film you'll be able to pause it and not miss anything good :)
snowwhite92 5
My boyfriend is 6ft 7 and can't fit into most cinema seats as he is massively tall. Give OP a break guys you don't know anything about him/her so none of you have the right to judge!
roninvamp 4
Yea you've got a problem, no one wakes up and they're suddenly 400 lbs (I'm hopefully exaggerating), no sympathy here
glenysrod17 0
How can people let themselves get that big?smdh
cretan 4
Maybe if you went for a walk and got your heart rate up once in a while it you could go in public