Today, after years in a relationship I realized that my partner does not like the music I listen to, the food I cook, the pictures I take, the way I dress. The only thing she likes is when I take her out to eat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML
Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who disliked the music I listened to and made, is now dating some womanizing party promoter who promotes music of the same genre of music I make. Now she’s all about it, including rocking the image. Who knew ghosting cheaters wanted everything about you, except for you… FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Today, my wife doesn't like to cook. She doesn't like when I cook, because I enjoy cooking and she says I'm "making her feel guilty." She also doesn't want to order take out, as it's "a foolish waste of money." The fuck are we supposed to eat? FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML
Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML
Today, I had to admit to myself that I’m not attracted to my boyfriend on any level. I agreed to go out with him because he's a nice guy, but the reality is we have absolutely nothing in common. Not to mention, we have the sexual chemistry of a vegan and a bacon cheeseburger. FML
Today, I heard the guy I love talk to a friend of his. He was telling his friend how he appreciates all my attention, affection, and random gestures such as buying him lunch sometimes, but he’ll never see me in a romantic way because I’m “too fat for his taste.” I was basically used the entire time. FML
Today, I found out my ex-girlfriend from a few months ago is dating a metalhead. I’m a metalhead and she did not care to explore metal when she was with me. Everything she didn’t care about me, she loves in him. He’s also better at guitar than I am too. FML
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Top comments
gurding 15
I know it sounds mean, but you should be with someone who appreciates you for you, OP. You may have been together for years, but you may be better off with someone else
CamIsTheMan 10
She a hoe
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Comments (60)
CamIsTheMan 10
She a hoe
LyricaSilvan 30
She's a moocher, more specifically.
Tripartita 45
At least add a damn verb to your sentence, #1. "She are a hoe" Was that so hard?!
saxophonePLAYER 11
Actually it would be "she is a hoe" not "she are a hoe"
Dilexar 26
sarcasm, 25. it's a great tool to have if you wish to survive this site.
EliGolsdworthy 7
She a food hoe lmao
gurding 15
I know it sounds mean, but you should be with someone who appreciates you for you, OP. You may have been together for years, but you may be better off with someone else
Levi2411 41
Perhaps she'd be better off dating food then, particularly, a restaurant. Since that's the only thing that can make her happy.
tonyromoy1 13
What did the restaurant do to deserve her?
HeyPeople13 16
That's what happens when you put hoes before bros
Tripartita 45
I sort of wish I read whatever FML you think you commented on.
Lalala579121 28
I assume the "bro" in this FML is OP's hand.
yakkady 8
That's what you get for having crappy taste in everything
Lalala579121 28
Not everything, just women.
chrisbeaudoin 26
What if op is the one with the good taste and the girlfriend is the one with the bad taste?
DelugeandDrought 7
Mid life crisis, huh? I'm guessing she's the one have it because it sounds like the only one having issues is your partner. It can be very hard to not let other people's opinions negatively influence you, especially when they mean a lot to you, but please don't let this completely eat away at you. Talk to your partner, then decide if it's best to try to work through things or take your own routes through life. Wishing you the best!
JBChristian 47
My fiancè doesn't like most of the things I like. I love different foods, different genre of movies, different activities, and different styles. But I'm not a picky guy. That's what I love about her. It introduces me to new things, new foods, new activities, new music and new styles. It's interesting, and there's always something new to learn. You just gotta compensate here and there. Share the experience.
icefishbaby 14
That was my initial thought reading this FML -couples don't have to like all of the same things. But it sounds like she's criticizing him for everything she does, and he's beginning to believe that she's only with him because he buys her meals at restaurants.
Nyattack 14
I'm in the same boat #9, yet I feel like our relationship could last much longer than those of people who have similar tastes but different aspirations ! This FML could go both ways ; either the girl really criticizes him about everything and is a gold digger, or the OP needs to chill out and realize that his partner is not obligated to have identical tastes !
Brandi_Faith 34
Plus, I feel like op would've known all those things years ago, when the relationship just started. The fact that they're tastes are different shouldn't be new information. With that said, I also see how this could be taken the other way, and she's just now criticizing him for all those things, or complaining about it. As #46 said, this FML could go either way.
TheJokerDK 7
I recommend dumping her asap
Nats4444 11
Another "dump her" comment.
Namenlos_fml 20
Another "Another 'dump her' comment" comment.
tmj25789 23
I'm sorry OP. You deserve someone who loves and appreciates everything about you.
tedibear 7
I think it's time to find a new girlfriend