Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML
Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
Today, as a millennial, I had to explain to a baby boomer why he needs to use condoms when having sex with his 25-year-old girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML
Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
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Top comments
Nilorak 24
How is that not romantic?
claiiire_fml 17
Well, at least he didn't frame it and put it on display.
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Comments (88)
themanboyguy 7
thats something else
Jenevere 5
At least he's trying.
virgacs 10
Sounds pretty romantic to me!
ohishkabibble 21
While that is disgusting, it's also rather sweet and romantic.. albeit unconventionally so. He should've saved the condom *wrapper* instead!
drshn 22
You stole my thoughts. After the first read I thought it was the nicest thing to do but after the second time I realized it's a condom. lol. Maybe there is a way to preserve it.
cchuckcloninger 5
Apparently was for him?
Nilorak 24
What are you even saying?
meggieeeee92 27
Don't you keep the top of the cake and eat it on your first year anniversary? That is pretty traditional, or at least I thought. Not keeping a used condom from who knows how long ago. That's pretty gross.
Crazynocatlady 22
Mr Lewinski, I presume?
Merylwen 24
Keep the wrapper instead!
Enslaved 36
Not romantic in your eyes but sentimental in his. It does seem kinda gross. Maybe just taking a picture of it and filing it away somewhere in his personal stuff (so no one else can cum across it) might be just as good to keep that precious memory.