Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML
Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
Today, as a millennial, I had to explain to a baby boomer why he needs to use condoms when having sex with his 25-year-old girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML
Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
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Top comments
Nilorak 24
How is that not romantic?
claiiire_fml 17
Well, at least he didn't frame it and put it on display.
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Comments (88)
JohnTheLad 13
lol, the stories possible.
Witchylady 17
Hilarious! What a loser. Hope he's not saving his toe nails as well
NeneWilliams 8
How long ago was your first time.? Ewww, that's kinda nasty. But hey, he's trying.
Shiloh0000 8
As odd as that is, it's actually kinda cute.
syed121417 22
Maybe not to you, but to him it might be. Maybe it reminds him of the first time you gave your body to him and he just likes to remember the amazing experience. It is a little gross, but it's the thought that counts
carolhannah 7
A for effort?
DonPandon 15
Wet xD
NineeCat 32
F'n gross. But hey, it's the thought that counts!
mistie_rowe 10
hahahahaha this made me laugh so hard!! :D
BlackRoseAndMe11 11
It is!...Okay..well at least you know he cares about you?