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By thetheatreguy - 26/02/2009 14:56 - Canada

Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML

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By NeverNumberOne - 23/04/2018 01:30

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML

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By augiedd - 05/03/2014 02:46 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

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By ThirdWheelHell - 30/06/2016 06:07 - United States - Farmville

Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML

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Mixed signals

By max - 07/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML

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But I'm a man

By moneyman - 05/01/2020 20:00

Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML

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By 13a5ic H1p5t3r - 15/08/2016 03:58 - United States - Spencer

Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML

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By confused - 09/04/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML

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By Single4Life - 05/07/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML

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Not that there's anything wrong with that

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML

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snapperturtle 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:04

How did you manage to arrange a date with someone who didn't know it was a date?

Lick_yer_face 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:12

Look on the bright side: you had a fun time at least. On the not so bright side: Oh dear god.

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snapperturtle 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:04

How did you manage to arrange a date with someone who didn't know it was a date?

pu13 5

Sunday 2 May 2010 4:10

73 and 74 ur assholes it's not his fault

dabomblyktiktikk 0

Monday 3 May 2010 5:39

74, im just curious, y?

jpest17 5

Friday 7 May 2010 18:11

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Ashleigh255 0

Friday 25 June 2010 5:37

oh god the gay debate. I strongly think all gays , lesbians, and bisexuals, have all the same rights as straight people. there's nothing wrong with them. it's just who they choose to love. :)

jackiebeat 0

Friday 23 July 2010 23:18

and that's why 84 is my new best friend

ZleveL 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 8:16

but you're not hers :P

loludeserveit 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 9:05

as a straight dude, gay/bi dudes are funny as shit, and I would be in a bad place, wardrobe-wise, without them. bi/lesbian women are just plain ******' hot, regardless what race, age, etc they are. (except old, wrinkly, excessively fat, or otherwise ******' disgusting) kthxbai

Frazzle_Dazzle 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 18:52

@73, 74, 76, 79, and 82. They still make you people?

stopreadingmynam 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 18:50

wow, you guys all suck. there's nothing wrong with being gay.

Betty7 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:10

awwwww!!!!! that really sucks :(.

Lick_yer_face 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:12

Look on the bright side: you had a fun time at least. On the not so bright side: Oh dear god.

vno_fml 1

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:26

Been there :( It can be hard to tell when 85% of the world assumes everyone is straight, so there's no way you could possibly be interested in them.

ohgeez 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:31

Is Gaydar a myth? I'm sincerely curious and asking.

allieg 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:38

I'm a lesbian and while I can spot gay men a mile off, I have the hardest time telling who is and isn't a lesbian.

Double_J_Jam 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 1:25

me too but the problem is im not sure if im lez or not

Tri_fml 5

Thursday 26 February 2009 21:06

He's probably just still in the closet. Keep at him ;)

enobnala90 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 21:14

From a fellow gay guy without gaydar to another, i totally feel for ya. This is my WORST nightmare. But, if u got that far with him, he is probably on the fence himself, so i would not let that one go if i were u.