Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML
Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
Today, as a millennial, I had to explain to a baby boomer why he needs to use condoms when having sex with his 25-year-old girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML
Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
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Top comments
Nilorak 24
How is that not romantic?
claiiire_fml 17
Well, at least he didn't frame it and put it on display.
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Comments (88)
jgwyh 18
Probably the most romantic thing I've heard
knoney19 12
You are definitely my kinda romantic!
purrypie 9
And that's a thumbs up for you!
xElitexGamer 5
What are u talking about. That "full" of romance...
Axipiter 24
That's not romance it's full of...
telli164 30
Hahaha! Weird!
letsgooo_fml 23
Although gross, it is actually romantic.
kylieh72 25
It's the thought that counts!
LuluRichards 20
Well that's..different...
invadermaythe1st 35
He tried.
Vitally 6
What do you mean that isn't romantic? What are you going to do next, make him wash the underwear he wore the day you met because they aren't "lucky"?
FemskyD 26
Aww he s trying xD just tell him to safe in on his Side of the bedroom :p
asc2013 9
Sounds like he's a keeper.
kylieh72 25
Sounds like you're judgmental.
Earl_KarmasBitch 34
Keeper of used condoms, yeah.
RinkuTheHero 13
It's a sentiment about something that happened and he has a fond memory if. It actually is quite romantic.