Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML
Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
Today, as a millennial, I had to explain to a baby boomer why he needs to use condoms when having sex with his 25-year-old girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML
Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
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Nilorak 24
How is that not romantic?
claiiire_fml 17
Well, at least he didn't frame it and put it on display.
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Comments (88)
skyeyez9 24
He wants to put it in your children's baby scrapbook album.
LumpLegacy 15
My husband thinks its gross I kept our positive pregnancy test. But somehow a used condom sounds worse then a pee stick
Secret_Ninjaa 35
Oh cum on!
crystalnight 19
My boyfriend saved the wrapper, but the condom itself would have just been creepy.
BunnyStar 14
No, you save it. What would be the point in remaking it?
worldclassrager 39
It's his keepsake...but still that is a bit gross...sure hope his wedding ring is in the same category..
edgar1482 6
Think of it as a baseball player hitting home run for the first time...and keeping his "lucky glove".
yourmofo 6
His name isn't Creepy Creeperson by any chance is it?
Sniper_Chick4110 20
I hope he kept it in alcohol or formaldahide. If not at the very least frozen and hopefully wrapped in something.
The_Hula_Monster 10
Did he.... Did he at least wash it out...?