Today, I meant to send a nice picture of the flowers my boyfriend got me set up in a vase on my nightstand. Turns out I sent it to his mom. My vibrator was in the shot. I'm mortified. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my Tinder conversation to my mom, instead of my friend. Yes, it was dirty. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I sent a photo of my flat to my mother to show her how tidy I’d made it. What I didn’t realise was that my lube and sex toys were also included in the photo of the bedroom. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I was feeling saucy so I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. He then set it as his laptop's desktop screen, took a picture, then sent to me saying, "Hmm, should probably change this before Monday", only he didn't send it me, he sent to his family group chat with his mum and sisters and didn't realise. Everyone saw. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
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RichardPencil 32
You think you're mortified now, just wait until she sends you a picture of her vibrator! I'm imagining it will have a Crocodile Dundee overdub "You call that a vibrator? This is a vibrator!"
hallucineon 2
bro who cares!! yes you’re a beautifully natural sexually active young woman!! own that shit live freely with your sexuality & who you are because she is ******* beautiful ♥️
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RichardPencil 32
You think you're mortified now, just wait until she sends you a picture of her vibrator! I'm imagining it will have a Crocodile Dundee overdub "You call that a vibrator? This is a vibrator!"
cuz803 46
Accidents happen. Apologize and be more careful.
Thaylok 17
Don't make a big deal of it. She likely won't mention it if you don't. similar to when she walked in on you flicking the bean in middle school. Some things are natural and while it sounds like they are not discussed openly, they can be. But since it sounds like it isn't discussed openly, keeping it quiet will likely be the best tactic....... Don't draw attention to it.
hallucineon 2
bro who cares!! yes you’re a beautifully natural sexually active young woman!! own that shit live freely with your sexuality & who you are because she is ******* beautiful ♥️
RichardPencil 32
It means that her son's **** is not good enough to satisfy her completely, and you need a machine to get the job done. That's who cares.
Wadlaen 24
I'd think that she'd be glad, thinking that at least you're not ******* him but taking care of yourself...