davidthegreat
Japan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML
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Mr_mur_der 0
Oh well, shave it off. Problem solved.
derper71 3
if u dye it, dye it green then make it into a little mohawk. ;)
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santosromero718 1
TMITH
Mr_mur_der 0
Oh well, shave it off. Problem solved.
daAce77 8
If it's that much of a problem, just dye it.
supermankisses 1
Assuming OP isn't a **** star, WHY would he dye his pubic hair??
daAce77 8
To make himself feel better about his aging situation.
derper71 3
if u dye it, dye it green then make it into a little mohawk. ;)
dolphincheddar 10
if op was a **** star he would most likely shave it. and look on the bright side OP. now during sex you can roleplay as Santa while playing "I saw mommy kissing Santa claus" and tell your special someone to slide down your chimney and get all covered in soot. I'm actually kinda jealous.
daAce77 8
Just give it time 23 and that will be you in that scenario! lol
shannonreneee 11
I prefer the term silver than grey.
Jacobt24 19
No you just think it's turning white. It's actually your huge load from your rigorous masturbating.
goshpeople 4
After a certain age, shaving off ALL of your pubic hair is overkill. Can you imagine your grandfather taking a razor to his crotch? Not saying the OP is quite that old yet, but still, I think if I was an old lady hankering after an old man's penis, I'd prefer him not to have shaved the area completely. Hide the wrinkles!
scrapmetal58 9
I see a new line of Just For Men products in the near future.
enonymous 8
My pubes are a 2 tone color. purple and blue... just depends on how the angle is and the sun what color you'll get.
RedPillSucks 31
Purple and Blue?????!!!! I hope there's no waffles involved.
gabe2014 0
no 74 it's purple an blue because he jacks off too hard for too long and it started changing the color of his pubes
enonymous 8
There are always waffles involved
KingGeorgeGal 12
I really hate it how some guys can't take the time to shave or at the very least trim that one thing when girls shave like 3/4 places. Op, just try shaving, not a big deal.
5t3ff1k4h 44
2 - What if he did shave it, but the stubble was growing in white?
SomeFMLPerson 0
No worries OP... It's not like anyone is going to see it anyways...
enonymous 8
88 - you're 14... Who's penis are you looking at your dads or brothers... weird neighbor rocking out to strobe lights?
bennetts211 2
KingGeorgeGal, I've never known a girl to shave three fourths of her legs. Is this a new fad? And I'd imagine that many guys would shave and/or trim "that one thing" if their partner asked them to.
Fmls4life 6
What are the 4 places? And yess you must always shave...
alexg823 0
Wait why don't girls like pubes?
fylnotmine89 1
I imagine 88 means arms, legs, pits, and pubs.
AlexRen 21
mine are too it's black and red
HomeAl0ne 20
#88 Ummm, that one thing being the entire bottom half of their face?
5t3ff1k4h 44
111 - Most people don't shave their arms.
MrRayBans 8
It's for oral. Learn something new everyday.
Crncj 0
they do
jayfish7 0
Ice-crotch FTW!!! Like a fire-crotch except it's white!
KingGeorgeGal 12
I never said I looked at guys dicks I said it pisses me off how some guys don't take the time to shave.
cessnakid 0
so if you're not looking at dicks why do you care?
touch_the_sky 7
149- If you aren't looking at or interacting with any dicks, it shouldn't bother you.
overthelimit 3
youre not old, youre "experienced".
geechmofoshibab 0
HAHAHA!
artc91 0
88 - OP's from Japan. Most Asians don't shave, or at least the ones in **** don't lol. They're cool like that, so who are you to judge? :)
good2know 0
!!!!! You watch Inuyasha tooooo?!?!
chiddy_bang71 0
mmmmm. the only thing hotter than pubic hair: white pubic hair
daAce77 8
The ****?
KennKenn 0
I suppose you like men with 1 ******** too huh?
randiZ25 0
pretty sure 3 was being sarcastic.
KingGeorgeGal 12
37: I'm pretty sure 28 was just kidding.
thatclown 4
90: pretty sure 37's comment was meant for #3
Bossman11 6
127: I'm pretty sure 37's comment was for 25 not 3
bleepbloopthis 0
I'm pretty sure I just farted.
xoxilovesoccerxo 0
C-C-C COMBO BREAKERRRR
saIty 17
Maybe someone bleached it.
DoubleA329 1
No you're wrong. He ate a grape and Jizzed In His Pants.
KennKenn 0
I suppose you like men with 1 ********.
KennKenn 0
Sorry, looked at the wrong negative comment. Won't happen again.
iLoveBoobies21 0
you stupid fucktard, he said he was getting older.
ILUVMSC 5
chill out 72
xe728 9
how old are u?
x_messyjessy_x 0
isn't that a bit personal :/
sparkles0103 4
My husband has white pubic hair and has had it since he was 16. Don't worry about it OP I'm sure no one is actually looking that close. Especially if they are down there.
UnluckyIrishKid 9
I'm 15 and already have some gray hair and some gray pubes
randiZ25 0
81, OP is openly talking about his pubic hair, xe asked his age and you think that's too personal? I think being too personal was demolished by OP's story.
v4extreme 6
81- stfu and get the **** out of fml
ethang1996 0
I don't think that matters anymore. for gods sake he just told us what color his pubic hair is.
iluvfmls456 0
Wayyy TMI!!
randiZ25 0
no such thing on FML.
Alexunited1212 2
81- I could say I scraped out my bowels with a pitchfork and put the bowels in a blender and put it in someones smoothies and I would still get applauded. many wouldn't even care! so I would get the **** out if I were you, because you won't last any longer anyway...
GuessWhatKids 13
6 - It's FML, dumbshit. This FML would've been bashed more than your stupid ass comment if it stayed within your imaginary boundaries of what's acceptable or not. Byyy the wayyy, do yyyou have ******* text-stutter or something?
iluvfmls456 0
sorry. didn't mean to get murdered...just commenting:(
BADDiam 4
chill,its the current trend..
ximeldax 0
your picture makes your comment that much funnier (;
BADDiam 4
did i get 2 thumbs down for my grammatical error ?
ammmeor 4
dye it back
Das_Judenburg 0
thats a disgusting ******* picture
iLove2LoveU 0
what's 9 picture of??
SoccerRebel594 0
It's a Chinese hairless cat.
brandybaby1204 0
wow. eww
joshuaUNWRITTEN 0
Imagine all the benefits that Senior Citizens Have :)
RokNRoll11 9
top 15 sweet that's pretty weird but I say shave and ignoring it